Deez Nuts Jokes

Tap the button. Got 'em.

Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.

One button hands you the setup, the bait, and the punchline every time. 60+ jokes, combo bits, read-aloud, and a clean mode. Tap it and get 'em. One button. One job. Got 'em. Deez Nuts is the dumbest, most satisfying app on your phone. Tap the big button and it hands you a fully loaded setup and punchline, ready to spring on your friends, your group chat, or that one coworker who keeps falling for it. Every joke comes with three parts: the setup line you say, exactly what they'll say back, and the punchline so you always stick the landing. A bunch even come with a mic-drop follow-up for when you want to twist the knife. WHAT'S INSIDE - 60+ classic Deez Nuts jokes: Ligma, Bofa, Candice, Sugma, Updog, Imagine Dragons, and a whole lot more - Combo mode: multi-line bits that build and escalate until they walk right into it - Read aloud: let your phone deliver the joke in its own voice, totally hands free - Clean mode: kid-safe versions with zero filth, for when the grandkids are around - One-tap share to drop any joke straight into your group chat HOW IT WORKS 1. Tap GOT 'EM 2. Read the setup to your victim 3. Wait for them to take the bait 4. Drop the punchline 5. Walk away a legend Free to play. Remove ads anytime with a one-time unlock. Warning: nobody around you is safe.

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Small fixes and improvements.

Version 1.0.1

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Information

Seller
  • Morris Medical, LLC
Size
  • 7.4 MB
Category
  • Entertainment
Compatibility
Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
  • iPhone
    Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
  • iPad
    Requires iPadOS 17.0 or later.
  • Mac
    Requires macOS 14.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
  • Apple Vision
    Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
Languages
  • English
Age Rating
16+
  • 16+
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  • Frequent
    Profanity or Crude Humor
    Mature or Suggestive Themes

    Contains
    Advertising
In-App Purchases
Yes
Copyright
  • © 2026 Oliver Morris
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