Reptoidar
Entertainment
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
Scan your friends, collect all 20 holo-foil specimens, and finally settle who's a reptilian. 100% satire. 0% approved by any reptilian council.
Reptoidar turns your iPhone into a satirical "reptilian probability scanner." Point it at a friend, tap SCAN, and watch the readouts light up — spectral skin analysis, eye diagnostics, voice-resonance readings, thermal glitches, and dramatic AR overlays, all played for laughs.
IMPORTANT: Reptoidar is a comedy and entertainment app. It does NOT detect reptilians, shape-shifters, lizard people, or any real phenomenon. Every "reading" is simulated or derived from ordinary camera, microphone, and depth-sensor data purely for comedic effect. It's a novelty toy, not a scientific instrument.
FEATURES
- Spectral Skin Scan: a mock multi-spectral sweep for "scale patterns"
- Eye Analysis: tongue-in-cheek pupil and nictitating-membrane diagnostics
- Voice Resonance: listens for imaginary sub-20kHz "hiss" signatures
- Shift Risk Score: an on-device readout rating your subject's "reptilian probability"
- AR Overlays: sci-fi HUD graphics layered over the live camera
- Evidence Video: record and share your "findings" with friends
- Reptilian Codex: a field guide to fictional alien races and lore
- Siri Shortcut: say "Hey Siri, Reptile Check" for an instant scan
PRIVACY
Everything runs entirely on your device. No scans, video, or audio are uploaded, and no personal data is collected. What happens on your phone stays on your phone.
Perfect for pranking friends, livening up parties, and anyone who enjoys a good conspiracy-theory laugh. Download Reptoidar and find out who's really human.
For entertainment purposes only. Not approved by any reptilian governing body.
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Stability improvements: fixed a crash that could happen during AR scans and while recording, and made voice scanning start up more reliably when no microphone is available.
The developer, RICHARD ROYAL HOOPES, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Not Collected
The developer does not collect any data from this app.
Accessibility
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Information
- Seller
- RICHARD ROYAL HOOPES
- Size
- 79 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 18.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 18.0 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 18.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 15.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 2.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
4+
- 4+
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Reptoidar Pro $0.99
- Copyright
- © 2026 Richard Hoopes