Ramming Rhino News
Satirical News & Parody
Free · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
Breaking stories that never happened—but probably should have. Ramming Rhino News delivers hilarious satirical headlines, absurd reports, and fake news for entertainment.
Welcome to Ramming Rhino News—the internet's most gloriously unreliable newsroom.
If you've ever wished the news was less depressing and far more ridiculous, you've found your new favorite app.
Ramming Rhino News delivers hilarious satirical news, outrageous parody headlines, fictional breaking stories, and completely made-up reports designed purely for entertainment. From bizarre politics and strange science to celebrity chaos, alien invasions, talking squirrels, and suspiciously intelligent pigeons—nothing is off limits.
Every article is written with humor, sarcasm, and absurdity in mind. Our mission isn't to report reality—it's to make fun of it.
Features
Fresh satirical news stories
Outrageous parody headlines
Fictional world events
Political, celebrity, technology, and lifestyle satire
Clean, fast reading experience
Save your favorite stories
Browse by category
Whether you're killing time, sharing a laugh with friends, or just need a break from real-world headlines, Ramming Rhino News has something ridiculous waiting for you.
Important Disclaimer
Ramming Rhino News is a satire and parody publication. All articles, stories, headlines, quotes, characters, organizations, and events are fictional unless explicitly stated otherwise. Content is created solely for humor, commentary, and entertainment and should not be interpreted as factual reporting or real news.
If you accidentally learn something from us... it was probably an accident.
Download Ramming Rhino News today and enjoy news that's completely unburdened by reality.
Ratings & Reviews
The developer, Weyland-Yutani Holdings, LLC, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Not Collected
The developer does not collect any data from this app.
Accessibility
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Information
- Seller
- Weyland-Yutani Holdings, LLC
- Size
- 198 MB
- Category
- News
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 15.1 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
English and 26 more
- English, Arabic, Czech, Danish, Dutch, Finnish, French, German, Greek, Hebrew, Hungarian, Indonesian, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Lithuanian, Norwegian Bokmål, Polish, Portuguese, Russian, Spanish, Swedish, Thai, Traditional Chinese, Turkish, Ukrainian, Vietnamese
- Age Rating
9+
- 9+
- Infrequent
Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
Profanity or Crude Humor
Horror/Fear Themes
- Copyright
- © Copyright 2026 Weyland-Yutani Holdings