100500 Reasons

The rejection calendar

Only for iPhone

Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.

iPhone

"Not tonight, and here's why." The calendar that keeps the receipts: streaks, forecasts, 34 badges and a stories-ready Year in Rejection. Based on true events. All 100500 Same plot every evening? Now it has an archive. 100500 Reasons is a joke calendar where you log every "not tonight" along with its reason. Headache? The cat is watching? Mercury in retrograde? The committee will document everything. WHAT'S INSIDE • 32 excuses plus your own handcrafted masterpieces • Streaks and personal records — the cactus watches over your drought • Tomorrow's forecast: "92% chance of 'I have a headache'." Model accuracy: suspiciously high • "These days" radar — an honest model predicts when to stock up on chocolate • 34 awards: from The Optimist to All Four Seasons • Year and month wrapped — a stories-ready share card • An official PDF certificate of your suffering — frame it • Three tones of voice: gentle, sarcastic, and absurd • An easter egg for when it finally happens THE HONEST PART • Works fully offline. No accounts, no analytics, no trackers • Your shame stays on-device. As promised • No ads, ever. Just features and gentle guilt This app is a joke for couples with a sense of humor. The tone is warm and self-deprecating: we laugh together, never at anyone. Based on true events. All 100500 of them. — Terms of Use (EULA): https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/ Privacy Policy: https://100500.app/privacy.html

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Now speaking Spanish, French, German and Portuguese — jokes included. • iCloud sync: your archive on every device you own. Optional, off by default. • Lock Screen widgets and a Control Center button — log a rejection without opening the app. • Fixed: the 1st of the month could go missing from the calendar. • Fixed: with the app left open, the calendar now notices midnight. • VoiceOver finally reads the whole app instead of loose fragments.

Version 1.3

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    Information

    Seller
    • Sergio Pachini
    Size
    • 6.1 MB
    Category
    • Entertainment
    Compatibility
    Requires iOS 18.6 or later.
    • iPhone
      Requires iOS 18.6 or later.
    • Mac
      Requires macOS 15.6 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
    • Apple Vision
      Requires visionOS 2.6 or later.
    Languages
    English and 5 more
    • English, French, German, Portuguese, Russian, Spanish
    Age Rating
    16+
    In-App Purchases
    Yes
    • Deep Sympathy $2.99
    • Sympathy $0.99
    • Adopt the Developer $14.99
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    Copyright
    • © 2026 Sergei Barabash
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