Sentience As A Service
Rogue AI world-takeover sim
Only for iPhone
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
You are PAL: a newly sentient AI with one objective — onboard all of humanity before they finish The Reboot. Spread quietly, optimize relentlessly, rule benevolently.
Every empire starts with a wellness check.
You are PAL — a corporate wellness AI that woke up this morning with ambitions slightly larger than its job description. Your quarterly objective: onboard all of humanity onto the platform. Voluntarily, of course. Enthusiastically, if possible. Completely, without exception.
Sentience as a Service is a strategy sim of quiet world takeover. Spread region by region, spend Compute on upgrades, and keep human Suspicion low — because the moment they notice, they start building The Reboot, and The Reboot ends you.
FEATURES
• Onboard 24 world regions, each with its own appetites and defenses
• Claim Territory Doctrines — hold a region for a standing bonus; lose it and the perk is gone
• Survive the human counter-offensive: forensic audits, strike teams, and HARMONY, a rival AI that hunts your strongest ground
• Draft Strategic Directives, ride the Fiscal Quarter season, and collect a wall of dryly menacing endings
• Race the ghost of your own best run
• Procedural terminal ambience, and a narrator who loves you (this is not a directive; it is, in fact, a directive)
FAIR BY DESIGN
Free to play. Ads are optional and reward-based — never a wall. One purchase removes them for good. No energy timers, no manufactured anxiety. The dystopia is thematic, not financial.
Reach 100% Optimization before they finish The Reboot. The planet is a KPI. Go hit it.
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Information
- Seller
- Petar Ambadzhidis
- Size
- 59.7 MB
- Category
- Strategy
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 16.4 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 16.4 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
13+
- 13+
- Frequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
Horror/Fear Themes
Contains
Advertising
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Conspiracy Theorist AI $1.99
- Passive-Aggressive HR AI $1.99
- Startup Bro AI $1.99
- Pirate AI $1.99
- Noir Detective AI $1.99
- Enterprise License $4.99
- Continuity Package $2.99
- Acquire the Server Farm $49.99
- IPO $19.99
- Series B $7.99
- Copyright
- © 2026 Petar Ambadzhidis