Screw Your Buddy

Classic card game, fresh twist

Free · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.

A fresh spin on classic card games! Match cards, unleash wild action cards, and outlast a cast of quirky opponents in this fast, funny, family-friendly card game. Love classic matching card games like Crazy Eights? Screw Your Buddy is your next obsession! It is a fast, fun, family-friendly card game where you match cards by suit or rank to empty your hand first. But beware, there are several special cards along the way that might derail your path to victory. Play solo against five tiers of colorful AI characters ranging in difficulty from easy to legendary, that you unlock as you win. Reverse the turn order, stack penalties on your rivals, go wild with Jacks, and drop the mighty Black Queen to force an opponent to draw five. Empty your hand to win the round. Rack up too many points and you're knocked out. Last player standing takes the crown! WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT • Match-and-shed gameplay you already know, with a fresh twist • Action cards galore: reverse direction, draw-two, wild suits, go-again, and the game-changing Black Queen • Five characterful AI difficulty levels you earn as you climb • A knockout, last-player-standing format that keeps every round tense • Earn flames to unlock new card art, table designs, and soundtracks • Collect a full gallery of illustrated "Mystical" and "Vibes" card decks • Play completely offline - no account, no sign-up, no internet required • Charming original art starring a llama and raccoon duo FAMILY-FRIENDLY FUN Despite the cheeky name, Screw Your Buddy is wholesome through and through. No profanity, no objectionable content, just lighthearted card-table competition the whole family can enjoy. Shuffle up, gather 'round, and see who comes out on top!

  • 5.0
    out of 5
    8 Ratings

Halloween is here! All October long, every game you finish unlocks a card from the brand-new Halloween deck. Collect 13 to earn the haunted Halloween Table, and complete all 52 to unlock the exclusive Halloween card back. Your Halloween cards are yours to keep all year. 32 Achievements. From lucky streaks of 7s to beating a Legendary opponent three games in a row, there's a new challenge every game. Track your progress in Stats. Winner's Burden. A new optional rule unlocks at 150 Flames. Win a round and you start the next one with an extra card, up to +5. Play Again. Jump straight into a rematch against the same table. Plus smoother Blitz animations, a card-set filter in your collection, and fixes throughout.

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Seller
PayBack Fitness, LLC
Size
62.2 MB
Category
Card
Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.6 or later.
  • iPhone
    Requires iOS 15.6 or later.
  • iPad
    Requires iPadOS 15.6 or later.
  • iPod touch
    Requires iOS 15.6 or later.
  • Mac
    Requires macOS 12.5 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
  • Apple Vision
    Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
Languages
English
Age Rating
9+
  • 9+
  • Infrequent
    Profanity or Crude Humor
    Guns or Other Weapons

    Contains
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Copyright
© 2026 PayBack Fitness, LLC