Unhinged Daily Affirmations
Feral positivity, on schedule
Only for iPhone
Free · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
Affirmation apps whisper "you are enough." We yell "YOU ARE A MAJESTIC LAND MERMAID AND THE OCEAN IS LUCKY YOU LEFT."
Unhinged Daily Affirmations is the anti-toxic-positivity ritual app. Blip - a deranged sparkle with mismatched googly eyes and unwavering belief in you - delivers small, absurd, aggressively supportive transmissions at oddly specific times:
9:22 AM - one unhinged affirmation
12:22 PM - one feral compliment
6:22 PM - one devastating pickup line
One each per day. Random. No take-backs. No infinite scroll - this is a ritual, not a feed.
ALSO INCLUDED, FOR SOME REASON:
- Daily Readiness Score - 100% science based, using numbers we made up. Check it too many times and it will comment on that.
- Streaks with titles worth earning: "Certified Menace" (7 days), "Chaos Royalty" (30), "Unhinged Monument" (100)
- The Bad Day Button - one emergency affirmation when everything is terrible
- Send chaos to a friend with their name on it
- Weekly Chaos Report - your week in meaningless, beautiful numbers
- The Archive - revisit the drops you've earned, banish the duds
- Blip's daily mood (today: litigious)
Completely free. No subscriptions, no in-app purchases, no catch - Blip works purely for the exposure.
Entertainment only - not medical or psychological advice. If you're struggling, a real human professional beats a deranged sparkle every time. Blip agrees.
Blip has escaped the app.
WIDGETS: put Blip on your Home Screen and Lock Screen. He guards the day's drops out there, flips each one open the second it lands, and keeps your streak where you can see it.
ICLOUD STREAK BACKUP: new phone, same streak. Your streak, badges and archive now follow your iCloud, so a reinstall can't erase your empire.
Also: stability improvements Blip refuses to elaborate on.
The developer, Jonathan Asher, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Not Linked to You
The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:
- Usage Data
- Diagnostics
Accessibility
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Information
- Seller
- Jonathan Asher
- Size
- 39.5 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
16+
- 16+
- Frequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
Mature or Suggestive Themes
Infrequent
Alcohol, Tobacco, Drug Use or References
Contains
Advertising
- Copyright
- © 2026 Unhinged Apps