Carpet Diem: Cozy Rug Cleaner
Relax & Chill: ASMR Art Scrub
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
Contender for RevenueCat's best game, catvertising, HAMM and design categories.
Every carpet you clean is a real painting.
Not a texture. Not a pattern. An actual masterpiece woven into a rug: the Mona Lisa, Starry Night, The Great Wave, The Night Watch, buried under years of grime, waiting for you to bring it back.
Scrub. Foam. Squeegee. Watch a 500-year-old face surface out of the dirt under your thumb.
RELAX AND SCRUB
Drag your finger across the pile and the grime lifts in greyscale. Lay foam and the colour floods back in reds, golds and that impossible blue. There is no timer, no fail state, no one shouting at you. Clean until it feels done, then decide for yourself when to hand it back.
DAY ONE, AND THEN YOU QUIT
You start as an employee. Jeff hands you a filthy rug, shouts the job at you one verb at a time, and pays you a single dollar for it. Then you hand in your notice, walk out with none of his equipment, and open your own shop with a brush that can barely manage a thumbprint.
Everything after that is yours, and your family notice. Your mum's neighbour needs a rug done. Your brother wants a favour. Uncle Vito has a hotel and a test piece, and your grandma has friends whose taste in art needs asking about first.
THE SHINE IS THE MONEY
Foam doesn't just look good. Restoring colour mints COLOUR ESSENCE: glossy bubbles tinted by the exact patch of painting they were born on. FAINT, CLEAR, VIVID, and the jackpot RADIANT. Plow them across the floor with the squeegee, bounce them off each other, and shove them down the drain before they fade.
Mud slows a bubble down. Scrub yourself a clean lane to the drain first and they'll run it three times faster.
BETTER BRUSHES, BIGGER RUGS
The brush in your hand is the ceiling on everything else. Scrub Pad, Scrubber, Power Brush, and finally an Electric one that lifts the limit off entirely, each rung unlocking upgrades the last one refused to sell you. Clean well enough at one size and the next size opens: doormats, then medium, then large, then a museum calling about a painting you have already perfected three times over.
THEN THE ROBOTS ARRIVE
Buy Robo-Buddies by the dozen. They patrol the rug on their own, scrubbing dirt, foaming colour, herding your bubbles toward the drain while you do something else entirely. This is where it turns idle: come back later and the crew has been working.
They also have eyes. Finish a job, put the phone down, and see what they get up to when they think the work is over.
A SHOP FULL OF BAD IDEAS
- 254 public-domain paintings, from Vermeer to Mondrian
- Rugs in rect, square, round and oval, plus rare RUNNER rugs woven from real panoramas
- Stains worth chasing: oil, dog mess, and the occasional one best not asked about
- Side hustles: sell your mud to the pig farm next door, your lifted stains to a man in a trench coat, your colour essence to a painter who pays properly for it
- Open a new shop: hand over the keys, claim your REP, and spend it in the Lab
- Dirt Goggles, Drain Magnets, Waxed Floors, Stain Lasers, Noise Dampers
- Achievements, quality stars in bronze/silver/gold, and a diamond one you have to earn
MEET ROBIN AND DINO
Robin, a crooked accountant, sells optional one-off purchases: permanent income multipliers, and Friends in High Places, for better odds of rare jobs. And Dino, who made all of this, sometimes steps in to ask for a tip: one matcha latte.
The packs are shortcuts, not gates, and nothing hides behind a wait-or-pay timer. After a few hours of free play, some players are asked for one small pack, or to watch an ad, to keep going.
NO ADS INTERRUPTING YOUR PLAY, AND IT PLAYS OFFLINE
Take it on a plane or down a tunnel and it works the same.
Nothing interrupts a clean rug with a video, nothing expires while you're gone, nothing nags you to come back. Some receipts carry one small banner, an indie app or an ad, and some offer double pay for an ad you choose to watch. Any pack ends every ad for good, and Options can bring them back.
Turn the sound on. It's most of the point.
Ratings & Reviews
Buy any pack and you never see an ad again. Miss them? Options can bring any kind back.
Clearer choices: paying is green, ads are blue, and the ways out are grey.
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Information
- Seller
- Dino Budimilic
- Size
- 164 MB
- Category
- Simulation
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.0 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 15.0 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 15.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
13+
- 13+
- Infrequent
Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
Realistic Violence
Mature or Suggestive Themes
Horror/Fear Themes
Alcohol, Tobacco, Drug Use or References
Sexual Content or Nudity
Guns or Other Weapons
Contains
Advertising
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Two Matcha Lattes for Dino $1.99
- Matcha Latte for Dino $0.99
- Executive Time Pack III $3.99
- Executive Time Pack II $1.99
- Golden Rolodex $0.99
- Executive Time Pack $0.99
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