Calculatude: Sassy Calculator
Roasts You + 13 Calc Tools
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
A calculator that judges you. Get real math done while getting roasted for every Clear button mash. Plus 12 handy calculators — tip, loan, GPA, currency & more.
Calculatude is the calculator with an attitude. Every tap gets a reaction. Hit clear four times in a row and it will let you know exactly what it thinks of your life choices. Underneath the sass is a genuinely useful toolkit: 13 real calculators for the math you actually deal with, all in one free app.
A CALCULATOR WITH A PERSONALITY
Most calculators are silent. Calculatude is not. It notices your habits, tracks your mood, and hands out roasts, compliments, and commentary depending on how you calculate. Clear the screen too many times and it starts questioning your commitment. Type a suspiciously long decimal and it will have thoughts. It is the only calculator that makes basic arithmetic feel like a relationship.
13 CALCULATORS IN ONE APP
Switch between tools instantly from Settings, no extra downloads:
Standard Calculator - full arithmetic with history
Tip Calculator - split the bill, tip like a pro
Unit Converter - length, weight, temperature, volume
GPA Calculator - track your grades by course and credit
Fuel Calculator and Fuel Efficiency - know your real cost per mile
Health Calculator - BMI, BMR, water intake, ideal weight
Percentage Calculator - percent of, percent change, and more
Loan Calculator - monthly payments and interest breakdown
Ovulation Calculator - cycle tracking made simple
Hex Calculator - hex, decimal, binary conversions
Discount Calculator - real price after markdowns and tax
Currency Converter - quick exchange rate math
Savings Calculator - project your savings over time
WHY PEOPLE KEEP IT
Clean, fast, and actually fun to open. No cluttered ads blocking your screen mid-calculation, no confusing menus. Just tap Settings and jump straight to the tool you need. The core calculator remembers your history so you can double check past results.
FEATURES
Sassy, escalating commentary that reacts to how you use the app
13 built-in calculators covering everyday math, finance, and health
Clean dark and light themes
Calculation history
Fast, offline, no account required
Free to use
Whether you need a quick tip split, a BMI check, a loan estimate, or just a calculator that has more personality than your ex, Calculatude has you covered. Download free and see how long you last before it roasts you.
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New app icon! Bug fixes and performance improvements.
The developer, Usama Latif, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Used to Track You
The following data may be used to track you across apps and websites owned by other companies:
- Identifiers
- Usage Data
Data Linked to You
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Information
- Seller
- Usama Latif
- Size
- 26.2 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 15.1 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
4+
- 4+
- Contains
Advertising
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Remove Ads $2.99
- Copyright
- © Usama Latif