Breeze Master
Is it time to get fresh air?
Free · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
If I told you this app could:
* Improve your health
* Improve your sleep (and therefore your sex life and mood)
* Save you $200+ per year on electricity
* Pay for itself in days, not years
Globally (at scale):
* Avoid ~50 TWh of electricity every year
* Keep 20+ million tonnes of CO₂ out of the air — more annual emissions than some entire countries and roughly half of Tesla’s total reported customer impact last year
* Offsetting a meaningful slice of new data center demand (the AI boom is hungry)
• Help keep RU out of UA (energy independence matters)
You wouldn’t believe me.
But it’s science™, not magic. You’d probably pay way more than $4.99 for all that.
You can already do everything this app does yourself. I did it manually for years.
But I kept forgetting. Checking temperatures, rain, real-feel, and AQI every day gets tedious. So I automated it with all the edge cases.
Here’s how it works:
Every day the sun rises in the east and sets in the west.
In summer, open when it’s cooler outside than inside. Close when the advantage disappears.
In winter, open when it’s warmer outside than inside. Close in the evening.
Basic thermodynamics: if it’s colder outside and your house is warmer, opening the windows cools the house for free. Vice versa for gentle heating. Free energy, unlike your HVAC system that costs money to run and service every year.
Fresh air when conditions are right feels great and is healthier. You sleep better in a properly cooled or warmed house. The number one fix for low T is sleep. No sleep, and Mr. Happy becomes Mr. Sad.
This app handles the timing, notifications, rain checks, real-feel, and AQI so you don’t have to. Widgets for Lock Screen and Home Screen. Watch app too.
Why pay $4.99 when you could yell at Alexa or Siri? Because this app actually factors rain, real-feel, and air quality. Alexa and Siri won’t stop you from letting in bad air or rain. Checking forecasts, temperatures, and timing manually is exactly the chore I got tired of.
Let the phone do the work. Save money. Sleep better. Help the planet.
$4.99 one-time. No subscriptions. Worldwide.
Don't believe me? Links to the science™. https://x.com/GrumpyTechBro/status/2078142052601315577?s=20
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New feature: Snooze While Away tell it when you're home, and it will suppress the notifications to open/close the windows. Optional.
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Information
- Seller
- Pierce Wetter
- Size
- 9.2 MB
- Category
- Weather
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 17.0 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 17.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 14.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later. - Apple Watch
Requires watchOS 10.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
English and 38 more
- English, Arabic, Bulgarian, Catalan, Croatian, Czech, Danish, Dutch, Estonian, Filipino, Finnish, French, German, Greek, Hebrew, Hindi, Hungarian, Indonesian, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Latvian, Lithuanian, Malay, Norwegian Bokmål, Polish, Portuguese, Romanian, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Slovak, Slovenian, Spanish, Swedish, Thai, Traditional Chinese, Turkish, Ukrainian, Vietnamese
- Age Rating
4+
- 4+
- Copyright
- © 2026
