Sats or Scams

One-thumb Bitcoin arcade

Only for iPhone

Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.

iPhone

One wallet. Two games. Zero financial advice. Sats or Scams is a one-thumb arcade about surviving crypto with your dignity — and your stack — intact. Every run in every game pays into the same shared sats pile. SATOSHI'S RAIN Satoshi rains coins from his cloud. Catch the orange Bitcoin, dodge everything else, and try not to get greedy when the whale pumps. Chain catches for combos, trigger LASER EYES, and survive the DUMP for a DIAMOND HANDS bonus. Only BTC is real — that ETH, DOGE and SOL are just sats on fire. HODL RIDER One finger: tap to jump, hold to dive, release to soar. Ride the rolling market, chain mid-air sats for streak multipliers, and dodge the red liquidation wicks. The longer you survive, the faster the market runs. WATCH OUT FOR THE SCAMS $SCAMDOGE begs to be caught. $RUG literally pulls out from under you. Fake bitcoin flakes its gold paint mid-fall. $PONZI pays you now and drains you in four seconds. $MOONSOON splits into worthless shards. Get to combo x25 and every miss is a MARGIN CALL on your whole stack. CHOOSE YOUR PAIN Leverage applies across the whole arcade: 1x chill, 10x everything x10, or 100x with exactly one heart. Pick your volatility. THE ARCADE - Local top-10 boards per game - 30 achievements, each paying a sats prize - A store full of drip — hats, gold chains, a cash cow, a lambo, 8 soundtracks, and a VIP aisle of absurd sats sinks - A Flex Room that renders your BTC net-worth card to share No accounts. No ads. No real money, no real trading — just a very funny way to get REKT. Not financial advice. Obviously.

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New music, and a whole lot more. • All eight unlockable soundtracks are new recordings — four for Satoshi's Rain, four for HODL Rider — with cleaner loop points so tracks don't thud when they repeat. • NEW: Global leaderboard — pick a nickname and see how your best runs stack up against players worldwide. • NEW: Share a flex card of your run straight from the game, or save it to Photos. • Smoother, more reliable tip purchases with proper restore support. • Polished Settings screen and general stability improvements. Anything you've already unlocked stays unlocked.

Version 1.0.1

The developer, Fredy Soussou, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .

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    The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:

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Information

Seller
  • Fredy Soussou
Size
  • 48.1 MB
Category
  • Action
Compatibility
Requires iOS 16.0 or later.
  • iPhone
    Requires iOS 16.0 or later.
  • Mac
    Requires macOS 13.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
  • Apple Vision
    Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
Languages
  • English
Age Rating
4+
In-App Purchases
Yes
Copyright
  • © 2026 Fredy Soussou
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