Heisenburger Tycoon
Crime empire: cook & launder
Free · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
Cook product in the lab out back, wash the cash through the burger joint out front, and build a suspiciously profitable empire. A darkly funny management tycoon.
Behind every honest burger joint is... an honest burger joint. Yours is the other kind.
Heisenburger is a darkly comic management tycoon: cook product in the lab out back, wash the cash through the diner out front, and build an empire one greasy alibi at a time — cozy pixel art, one thumb, pick-up-and-play.
RUN THE LAB
- Fire up cookers from a humble clay pot to a full industrial rig
- Buy precursor, manage purity, and keep the benches cooking while you work the front
- Supply is scarce — grow your rack and your connection or the cooks run dry
WASH IT CLEAN
- Flip burgers out front to launder dirty money into spendable cash
- Hire cashiers, seat guests, and keep the checker-tile diner humming
BUILD A CREW
- Retain a lawyer to soak up heat; put a fixer on call for the worst days
- Hire runners to move product on the street — pay them well to keep them careful and quiet
KEEP THE HEAT OFF
- Bribe the dirty cop before he asks too many questions
- Bank goodwill against the day it all spikes — miss it and you get raided
EXPAND THE OPERATION
- Roll out food trucks, run marketing campaigns, and throw parties that move serious product
- Climb from a shabby one-pot kitchen to a sprawling, suspiciously profitable franchise
Free to play. Optional, opt-in rewarded ads can cool your heat or rush a cook — never forced.
It's a joke. Mostly. Can you keep the burgers clean and the empire cleaner?
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Information
- Seller
- Eddie Grimm
- Size
- 8.2 MB
- Category
- Simulation
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.0 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 15.0 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 15.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
18+
- 18+
- Frequent
Alcohol, Tobacco, Drug Use or References
Infrequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
Contains
Advertising
- Copyright
- © 2026 Abby Grimm