Roastio: AI Habit Judge
Roast Your Procrastination
Only for iPhone
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
13 AI judges are waiting for your excuse. Miss a habit, take the stand, and get roasted out loud — then turn the verdict into a story video.
Most habit apps send a polite reminder you'll swipe away.
Roastio makes you explain yourself. Miss a discipline and you go to the Interrogation Room, state your excuse out loud, and get judged for it — by name, on the record.
CHOOSE YOUR JUDGE
13 AI personalities, each with their own voice and their own way of being disappointed in you. Two are free; the rest unlock with Pro:
• Drill Sergeant — volume, push-ups, zero patience
• Tiger Mom — your cousin Timmy is doing fine, by the way
• Toxic Ex — "expected nothing less from you"
• Passive-Aggressive Butler — devastatingly polite
• Silicon Valley VC — poor metrics, shrinking runway
• Zen Sensei — calmly certain you will never get there
• Existential Void — reminds you the clock is running
…and six more.
STATE YOUR EXCUSE
Type it or record it. Your excuse is transcribed, scored from 1 to 10 for how weak it is, and answered with a verdict written for you specifically.
YOUR JUDGE REMEMBERS
This is not a random insult generator. Your judge tracks how long you have been showing up and shifts accordingly — from writing you off entirely to grudgingly investing in you. It also notices the patterns you would rather it did not: the excuse you keep reaching for, the weekday you always collapse on. It will warn you the day before.
DISCIPLINES HAVE HEALTH
Every discipline starts with 3 HP. Skip a day without facing the court and it loses one. At zero, it dies. Show up and explain yourself and you keep your health — you only lose the streak. Hold a 3-day streak to heal, a 7-day streak to earn a Redemption Key, and spend that key to bring a dead discipline back.
THE SHAME VAULT
Every failure is filed. Replay old voice verdicts, track your redemption rate, and read the record of what you keep telling yourself.
TURN THE VERDICT INTO A STORY
Export any verdict as a 9:16 video with your judge's portrait and their voice reading it aloud. Share straight to TikTok, Instagram Stories or WhatsApp.
ROASTIO PRO
• All 13 judges
• Unlimited disciplines
• Voice verdicts — hear your judge deliver it
• Full archive access in the Shame Vault
• Story video export
Available in 14 languages.
The court is in session.
Terms of Use (EULA): https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/appstore/dev/stdeula/
Privacy Policy: https://github.com/Neroxialapp/roastio-support
Verdicts are now written to fit your story video, so they never run past the 60-second limit — and they stay readable on the card in every language.
The judge now appears on screen while your voice roast and story video are being prepared, instead of a blank spinner.
Fixed a bug that could stop voice verdicts from being generated.
The developer, Kutay Vural, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Not Linked to You
The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:
- Purchases
- Financial Info
- User Content
- Identifiers
- Diagnostics
Accessibility
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Information
- Seller
- Kutay Vural
- Size
- 81.2 MB
- Category
- Productivity
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 16.4 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 16.4 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
English and 13 more
- English, Arabic, French, German, Hindi, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Spanish, Turkish
- Age Rating
9+
- 9+
- Infrequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
Mature or Suggestive Themes
Contests
Contains
Health or Wellness Topics
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Roastio Pro Lifetime $119.99
- Roastio Pro Annual $69.99
- Roastio Pro Monthly $14.99
- Roastio Pro Weekly $4.99
- Copyright
- Copyright © 2026 Roastio