Goof Wars
Food offense, tower defense
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
Lead an army of carrots and toast. Build towers, evolve through six eras and outsmart your rivals. Play offline or battle friends online. Free to play.
Carrots on the front line. Toast on the attack. Your kitchen is going to war.
Goof Wars combines tug-of-war strategy with tower defense. Send an edible army down the lane, place towers to support your push and destroy the rival base before yours falls. Evolve through six food-themed eras, from pantry scraps to a fully equipped kitchen, with new units, towers and special abilities along the way.
YOUR ARMY. YOUR STRATEGY.
Pick four characters before each match: a swarm, a tank, a ranged unit and a wildcard. Explore their upgrade paths as the battle unfolds. Push forward, strengthen your defenses or save for your next evolution. Timing matters as much as firepower.
PLAY YOUR WAY
• Solo: take on the computer at three difficulty levels, even offline.
• With friends: invite players with a link or QR code and battle in matches up to 2 vs 2.
• Ranked: compete in 1v1 and 2v2, earn your rating and climb the leaderboard.
LEARN BY PLAYING
A short tutorial teaches the essentials inside a real match. Visit the Cookbook to explore the units, towers and eras you discover.
FREE TO PLAY
Earn Crumbs by playing and use them to unlock more characters. Optional in-app purchases let you unlock characters sooner.
Play in landscape on iPhone or iPad. Start as a guest for solo games and matches with friends. Sign in with Apple, Google or Discord to access ranked play, your friends list and purchases, and take your account across devices.
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The developer, ARON JOHANNES LILJEDAHL, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
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Information
- Seller
- ARON JOHANNES LILJEDAHL
- Size
- 28.2 MB
- Category
- Strategy
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 16.4 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 16.4 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 16.4 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 13.3 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
13+
- 13+
- Frequent
Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
Contests
Guns or Other Weapons
Infrequent
Alcohol, Tobacco, Drug Use or References
Contains
User-Generated Content
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Crumb Vault – 40000 Crumbs $149.99
- Feast – 14000 Crumbs $59.99
- Crumb Pinch – 80 Crumbs $0.49
- Whole Kitchen – 5000 Crumbs $24.99
- Pantry – 2000 Crumbs $11.99
- Crumb Tin – 800 Crumbs $4.99
- Crumb Pouch – 300 Crumbs $1.99
- Copyright
- © 2026 Johannes Liljedahl
