Humblebrag: Day & Step Counter
Your stats, told as fun facts
Only for iPhone
Free · In‑App Purchases
iPhone
Every comparison is a real, sourced fact. Your steps, your days, your pets — turned into cards worth sending. Accidentally get smarter every day.
Humblebrag is a day counter and a step counter that tells you what your numbers actually mean. It reads the activity on your iPhone, takes the dates you care about, and turns both into comparisons you will remember.
You walked 51,913 steps this week. That is 21 times across the Brooklyn Bridge. Your baby is 214 days old and has slept through 41 percent of it. You and your partner have been together 4,687 days, which works out to twelve laps around the Sun.
Humblebrag requires a paid subscription. There is no free version, and every feature described below needs that subscription to use.
EVERY COMPARISON IS REAL
Nothing here is invented. The facts come from Wikidata and from public sources checked by hand, and every one of them links to its Wikipedia article so you can see exactly where the number came from. Some of them sound ridiculous. They are still true.
WHAT YOU CAN COUNT
Steps, running, climbing and calories come straight from Apple Health. Everything else is a date you type in once.
• Days since anything, including days sober and days since you quit
• How long you and someone have been together
• A baby's age, counted down to the day
• People and pets, counted from a birthday
• Your car's odometer
SHARE CARDS THAT LOOK LIKE REAL THINGS
Each one is built to look like the object it imitates: a paper receipt, a boarding pass, a nutrition label, a trading card, a polaroid, an old computer window. Pick one and send it.
WIDGETS
Put any counter on your home screen or your lock screen. The number arrives already translated into a comparison, so you get the good part without opening the app.
A NEW COMPARISON EVERY DAY
Tomorrow the same number gets a different comparison. You can also ask for a fresh one whenever you feel like it, and save any line you want to keep.
SEALING A COUNTER
Some counters should stop. Press and hold one to seal it, and the number freezes where it is and stays there. It stops being a counter and becomes a keepsake.
PRIVACY
Your health data and everything you type stay on your iPhone. The comparisons are put together on the device. There are no accounts, no ads and no tracking, and your health data is never sent anywhere.
SUBSCRIPTION REQUIRED
Humblebrag costs $29.99 per year or $5.99 per month. That is the United States price, and your local price is shown in the app before you buy anything. Payment is charged to your Apple Account when you confirm the purchase. The subscription renews automatically unless you turn off auto-renew at least 24 hours before the current period ends. You can manage or cancel it in Settings, under your Apple Account, then Subscriptions.
Terms of Use: https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/
Privacy Policy: https://humblebragapp.app/privacy
Support: https://humblebragapp.app/support
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Bug fixes and stability improvements.
The developer, Vuko Vukasinovic, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Not Linked to You
The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:
- Purchases
- Identifiers
- Usage Data
Accessibility
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Information
- Seller
- Vuko Vukasinovic
- Size
- 29 MB
- Category
- Health & Fitness
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 18.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 18.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English and German
- Age Rating
13+
- 13+
- Infrequent
Alcohol, Tobacco, Drug Use or References
Contains
Health or Wellness Topics
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Humblebrag Pro $5.99
- Humblebrag Pro $29.99
- Copyright
- © 2026 Vukodev