Corde Raide: Laundry Verdict
Weather score for your washing
Only for iPhone
$0.99
iPhone
The sky has an opinion about your washing, and it is not a tactful one. Six hours of forecast, scored. The hour the rain lands. One line, then done.
The machine has finished. The sky is refusing to commit. Corde Raide commits.
One question: will it dry outside if you hang it now? One answer: yes, maybe or no, a score out of a hundred, and one line from a tired friend who has watched this go wrong before.
There is a real calculation under the joke
The forecast comes from Apple Weather, not from a joke generator. The app scores the next six hours, because a load takes two to four hours to dry: three hours tells you nothing useful, twelve hours is already a different day.
What dries laundry is not the temperature, it is how thirsty the air is. So temperature and humidity are folded into a single measure — how much more water the air can still absorb — and that carries the most weight. Wind, cloud cover and how long it stays dry make up the rest.
Rain is not an opinion
Rain within three hours is a flat no, and nothing compensates for it. Rain later is no longer a refusal, it is a deadline: hang it out by all means, you simply know what time you will have to run.
Also included
• Home screen widget, two sizes, verdict kept current without opening the app
• The verdict read aloud, for when your hands are full
• Eleven languages, each written on its own terms rather than translated
• Over six thousand different lines, so you can open it daily for years without reading the same one twice
Not included
No account. No ads. No tracking. No notifications. Nothing to set up. Open it, read it, close it.
To be clear: Corde Raide reads a public forecast and scores it. It does not predict the weather and it is not a substitute for a professional meteorological service.
It will not tell you to have a nice day. It will tell you whether your towel is going to be dry.
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Information
- Seller
- Jean-Francois Baudson
- Size
- 7.2 MB
- Category
- Weather
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
English and 10 more
- English, Dutch, French, German, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese, Romanian, Simplified Chinese, Spanish
- Age Rating
4+
- 4+
- Copyright
- © 2026 Jean-François Baudson
