Degenchi: Virtual Pet Sim
Raise cute creatures daily
Only for iPhone
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
Eight very cute creatures. Eight very bad habits. Keep them fed, keep them calm, and try to stop anybody having a meltdown before Tuesday. Free to play.
Eight very cute creatures. Eight very bad habits.
Degenchi is a virtual pet game for grown ups. You adopt a small, extremely
cute critter, and then you find out what it needs. Puff wants a Smoky Stick
every twenty minutes. Fizzy loves everyone until the Bubbly Juice wears off.
Nugget will eat your entire pantry. Chip has a system. The system does not
work.
Keep them fed, keep them calm, and try to stop anybody having a meltdown
in public.
THEY KEEP GOING WHILE YOU ARE GONE
Craving, fullness, mood, energy and health all move on real world time.
Close the app for six hours and you come back to consequences. Let a craving
climb too far and it becomes a full meltdown, with health draining until you
sort it out.
EVERYONE FALLS APART DIFFERENTLY
Nugget burns through food twice as fast. Bean never gets tired but his mood
swings wildly. Wobble barely feels anything at all. Sugar spikes hardest and
falls apart quickest. Eight critters, eight completely different maintenance
problems.
NINE FACES EACH
Every creature is hand drawn for chilling, thriving, blissed out, fiending,
meltdown, down bad, starving, running on empty and rough shape. You can read
exactly how someone is doing from across the room.
FORTY SKINS TO COLLECT
Five looks per critter across five rarity tiers, and a skin repaints
everything including the props they carry. Chip's dealer visor, Shroomie's
cap, Fizzy's party hat. Every skin has a fixed price, so you save up and buy
the exact one you want.
DAILY CHALLENGES
Three fresh challenges roll every midnight, with a streak bonus that grows
the longer you keep showing up.
THE LUCKY WHEEL
Chip's favorite place on earth. Fake money, published odds, deliberately
terrible. Losing is the joke.
FREE TO PLAY, PROPERLY
Everything is earnable. Degen Bucks come from daily challenges, the Lucky
Wheel, and whatever Chip finds down the back of the sofa. Optional currency
packs exist if you want to move faster, and nothing is locked behind them.
NO ACCOUNT, NO TRACKING, NO INTERNET NEEDED
There is no sign up and no ads. Your save lives on your device, the game
works completely offline, and we collect nothing about you.
A NOTE ON THE JOKE
Degenchi is a comedy about cartoon animals with bad habits. The substances
are invented, the money is fake, and none of it is advice, encouragement, or
remotely realistic. If any of the themes here reflect something you are
actually dealing with, please talk to someone qualified. That matters more
than a game does.
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Information
- Seller
- Parker Stafford
- Size
- 32 MB
- Category
- Simulation
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
18+
- 18+
- Frequent
Mature or Suggestive Themes
Alcohol, Tobacco, Drug Use or References
Infrequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Trust Fund $19.99
- Rent Money $9.99
- Bar Tab $4.99
- Pocket Change $0.99
- Copyright
- © 2026 Parker Stafford