Read My Pet's Mind: Translator
Funny AI cat & dog captions
Only for iPhone
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
Some days the world is a lot. Your pet doesn't care about any of it — and honestly, that's the best part.
Read My Pet's Mind turns any photo of your pet into the ridiculous inner monologue they're clearly having. Snap a pic, pick a mood, and find out what's really going on behind those eyes.
HOW IT WORKS
1. Add a photo of your pet
2. Pick a personality — Sarcastic, Dramatic, Therapist, or Evil Genius
3. Hit "Read their mind" and watch the Polaroid develop
4. Hear it out loud in a premium accent voice
5. Share the card with everyone who needs a laugh
FOR EVERY KIND OF PET
Cats, dogs, birds, reptiles, snakes, fish, rabbits, small pets, hedgehogs, horses, spiders — even the "critters" nobody else made an app for. Each one gets its own look, jokes, and attitude.
WHY YOU'LL KEEP COMING BACK
- A new thought every single time
- Accent voices that read the caption out loud
- One-tap sharing to make the group chat lose it
- No sign-up, no nonsense — just open it and laugh
PRO
Subscribe to unlock all 12 pets, unlimited mind-reads, and unlimited premium voices.
- Monthly $2.99 / Yearly $19.99
- Payment is charged to your Apple ID; subscriptions auto-renew unless cancelled at least 24 hours before the period ends. Manage or cancel anytime in your App Store settings.
It's dumb. It's delightful. It's exactly the break you needed.
Terms of Use: https://readmypetsmind.com/terms
Privacy Policy: https://readmypetsmind.com/privacy
Ratings & Reviews
Fixed the Rate Us button so it opens the App Store properly, plus small improvements behind the scenes. Thanks for reading your pets' minds with us.
The developer, Joseph Montuori, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Not Linked to You
The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:
- User Content
Accessibility
The developer has not yet indicated which accessibility features this app supports. Learn More
Information
- Seller
- Joseph Montuori
- Size
- 69.2 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 16.4 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 16.4 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
4+
- 4+
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Yearly $19.99
- Monthly $2.99
- Copyright
- © 2026 Joseph Montuori