Turdle - Porcelain Record
A shared bathroom log
Only for iPhone
Free · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
Your poops, everyone else's poops, and your feelings about each other's poops.
Another red-faced round of splats in the garish, greasy stalls of a crowded mall. A sublimely sculpted log without an audience. Has pooping always been so lonely?
Revel in every immaculate turd and lay bare your dribbly calamities. Send thoughts and prayers or a "way to go" to remind your loved ones that they have never been alone. Watch your poops drift amongst everyone else's in your shared bowl, tessellating, coagulating, mingling, seen, at last.
Ratings & Reviews
- Bowl now shows which household you're viewing, so it's always clear whose toilet you're looking at.
- Fixed the weekly recap ("Last Week, Reviewed") not showing up — it's back.
- Fixed an error when reacting to an entry that was posted to more than one household.
- A small hint now shows you how to get to your Log, and sticks around until you actually try it.
- Fixed the sign-up and login screens covering fields with the keyboard.
- The app can no longer get stuck loading forever if your connection hiccups.
- Small polish throughout.
The developer, JEFFRY LIU, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Not Linked to You
The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:
- Health & Fitness
- Contact Info
- Identifiers
Accessibility
The developer has not yet indicated which accessibility features this app supports. Learn More
Information
- Seller
- JEFFRY LIU
- Size
- 55.7 MB
- Category
- Health & Fitness
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
9+
- 9+
- Infrequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
- Copyright
- © 2026 Jeffry Liu
