The Daily Buffoon 1.2 — the “Truths” desk opens. • “TRUTHS”: a new chip between White House and Culture. The desk clips the President's Truth Social posts verbatim — caps and all — mounts each one above the story it made, and folds the repeats (a REPEATS FOLDED tag counts how many times it was posted). • THE CLOWN ROW gets faces. The rating row now draws the house troupe, and when a story names one of the cast — the cabinet, congressional leadership, a couple of heads of state — it's their clown that fills the row, repeated by rating. • Apple Watch: the “Truths” clippings ride the watch feed too, in a compact clip. • New art for several of the troupe. Real headlines, no punchlines added. The band does the editorializing.

The Daily Buffoon 1.1 — a bigger paper. • THE WIRE gets its own tab: the live feed of everything crossing the desk. • OP-EDS: signed editorials from the editorial desk, on their own page. • THE MORGUE: three months of back issues, searchable. Copy a search link and it opens the same query in anyone's Morgue. • SCRAPBOOK: clip a story with the scissors and keep it. • THE PRINT SHOP: keep the edition offline (tunes optional). • MORNING DIGEST widget for the Home Screen. • Share cards redesigned — dateline, dek, and a CERTIFIED ABSURD stamp. • Notifications now have their own page in Settings; type size moved beside the reading magnifier; the loupe runs edge to edge. • Autoplay is off by default — we'll offer to turn it on after your third tune. • Photos are shown whole — story pictures at their full size, never cropped. • iPad: the Editorial Desk gets its own pen button in the masthead, and Settings now match the iPhone — Reader Settings, Notifications, and About each on their own page. Sharing from iPad fixed. Real headlines, no punchlines added. The band does the editorializing.