Roaches Eat My Pizza
Smash roaches, save the pizza
Only for iPhone
Free · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
Roaches. Your pizza. One thumb. Smash.
A pizza sits on the counter. The roaches have found it.
Roaches Eat My Pizza is a premium arcade stress toy for one thumb: tap to smash, chain kills into a combo, and spend the gold they drop on the counter's defences before the pizza is eaten to the crust. No ads. No in-app purchases. No account. Just you, a swatter, and an escalating swarm.
SMASH THINGS
Three species, each with its own habit. Ordinary roaches beeline for the pizza. Fat ones take three hits and shrug off the first two. Radioactive ones glow, infect their neighbours mid-scuttle, and pay out double when you finally pop one.
SPEND THE GOLD
Five weapons in a thumb-zone dock: bug spray, freeze, a power boost, HERO'S SMITE, and DIVINE WRATH, which clears the whole counter for 500 gold. Three predators you drag onto the counter with your finger: gecko, iguana, komodo dragon. They eat until they are full, then walk off with your money's worth.
THREE WAYS TO PLAY
CLASSIC, endless, until the last wedge goes.
SPRINT, three minutes, straight into the deep end.
DAILY SMASH, one seeded run a day — the same swarm, the same arena, for everyone, with a streak to keep.
STOCK AN ARMORY
Every run pays out Scales, and Scales buy permanent upgrades: a crustier crust, a wider swatter, a head start, bulk discounts, hungrier lizards. Three arenas unlock as your lifetime score climbs, each with its own enemy — an Ant Thief that robs your purse and runs, a Moth you can only hit mid-dive. Swatter and pizza skins are earned, never sold.
BUILT FOR A COMMUTE
Portrait. One hand. Sixty seconds or sixty minutes. Every control sits in the thumb zone, the silent switch really does mute it, and the haptics were tuned before the graphics were. Backgrounding pauses the run and hands it back exactly where you left it.
Game Center leaderboards and achievements. Everything else is on your phone and stays there.
Ratings & Reviews
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Data Not Collected
The developer does not collect any data from this app.
Accessibility
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Information
- Seller
- Yosika Life Quest LLC
- Size
- 1.3 MB
- Category
- Action
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 16.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 16.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 13.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
English and 12 more
- English, French, German, Indonesian, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese, Simplified Chinese, Spanish, Thai, Traditional Chinese, Vietnamese
- Age Rating
9+
- 9+
- Infrequent
Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
Guns or Other Weapons
- Copyright
- © 2026 Yosika Life Quest LLC

