Seat Yourself!
A very polite puzzle
Only for iPhone
Free · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
Sixty hand-built seating puzzles, a fresh one every day, and twelve riders who all have Opinions. Cosy, quiet, and quietly devious.
Everyone wants a seat. Nobody wants THAT seat.
Seat Yourself! is a cosy logic puzzler about the small daily diplomacy of public transport. Pip needs a window. Gus needs an empty seat beside him. Baz brought an egg-and-onion sandwich, and Cleo can smell it from two benches away. Your job is simple: sit everyone down so nobody grumbles.
• 60 hand-designed levels across six places — the 41 Bus, the Corner Café, the Roxy Cinema, Pocket Park, the Night Train and the Bay Ferry
• A brand-new puzzle every day, the same one for everyone, with streaks
• Twelve riders with their own quirks, preferences and small histories
• Twelve constraint types that layer up: window and aisle seats, front and back rows, best friends, personal space, sun and shade, noisy neighbours, and a rider who wants a whole row to themselves
• Unlock hats. Put a paper crown on a seagull-watcher. It's important.
• Twelve trophies, a cast album, and a soundtrack composed on the fly
• Play in English, Spanish, French, German, Portuguese, Italian or Japanese
No timers. No ads. No accounts. No score-chasing unless you want it.
Just a quiet puzzle about being considerate, one seat at a time.
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Information
- Seller
- Artem Baygot
- Size
- 5 MB
- Category
- Puzzle
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.0 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 15.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
4+
- 4+
- Copyright
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