Meine Rente

1000 quotes for just 1.–

$1.00

You pay 1.–, I get to retire one day. In return you get 1000 quotes. That's the whole deal. This app costs 1.–. Exactly 1.–. The money goes straight into my pension. That's the whole deal. No subscription, no ads, no fine print. Just you, me, and my dream of a deck chair. In return you get 1000 quotes about the things that keep us all busy: retirement, work, Mondays, money, and the sacred moment when the working day ends. A NEW QUOTE EVERY DAY The quote of the day changes at midnight – for almost three years without repeating itself. Everyone worldwide sees the same quote on the same day, each in their own language. RIGHT ON YOUR HOME SCREEN The widget puts today's quote on your Home Screen or Lock Screen. Small, medium, colourful or plain – your call. SIX CATEGORIES TO BROWSE Retirement, work, Mondays & life, money, after work – and “The Deal”, where the app cheerfully mocks itself. SHARING ENCOURAGED Pass any quote on with a single tap. Whoever gets the joke tends to retell it. SIX LANGUAGES English, German, Spanish, French, Italian and Chinese. Every joke rewritten by hand, not machine-translated. HONEST TO THE END No account. No tracking. No ads. Not even an internet connection. The app collects nothing – there simply is nothing to collect. By the way: this app is entertainment, not financial advice. Your own pension is sadly still your problem. Mine I'll handle – with your help. Thank you. Honestly. – The future retiree

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    Information

    Seller
    • Ralph Nussholz
    Size
    • 2.8 MB
    Category
    • Lifestyle
    Compatibility
    Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
    • iPhone
      Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
    • iPad
      Requires iPadOS 17.0 or later.
    Languages
    English and 5 more
    • English, French, German, Italian, Simplified Chinese, Spanish
    Age Rating
    4+
    Copyright
    • © Ralph Nussholz
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    • Supports

    • Family Sharing

      Up to six family members can use this app with Family Sharing enabled.

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