Yoink: Farming Brawler
Steal crops. Online PvP
Only for iPhone
Free · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
Two farms. One field. Steal it, bank it, YOINK! Slimes now hunt anyone carrying — and online matches hit much faster.
YOINK is a chaotic pixel farming brawler. Harvest crops, stun rival farmers, steal their haul, and race to bank points before the clock hits zero.
Jump into frantic 2-minute Red vs Blue matches. Play online with Game Center (up to 4 farmers) or dive in anytime with bots. Share a private code and yoink with friends.
WHAT YOU GET
• One-time purchase — unlock the full game. No ads. No subscriptions.
• Harvest → carry → bank scoring with speed penalties on heavy loot
• Stun rivals and yoink their crops mid-match
• Quick Match, Private codes, and offline bots
• Create your farmer: look, nickname, and Yoink voice
• Crisp pixel art, Press Start / Silkscreen UI, portrait chaos
ONLINE
Online play uses Apple Game Center. Sign in when you want multiplayer. Bot matches work without Game Center.
PRIVACY
We use anonymous product analytics (Firebase) to improve the game — no advertising tracking, and no nicknames or Game Center IDs in our analytics events.
Privacy Policy: https://valuable-gymnast-0fa.notion.site/Privacy-Policy-YOINK-3b8aa1bd8d038012be79c6df057ef021
Terms of Use (EULA): https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/
Ratings & Reviews
- This app hasn’t received enough ratings or reviews to display an overview.
CRITICAL FIX: Online matches had more than 200ms of extra delay on every swing, steal, and pickup. That lag is gone — hits should land when you swing.
NEW: Slimes now roam the field. They chase anyone carrying a crop and knock it loose. Two hits to splat them.
Also: Play with Bots starts immediately, and you can fill empty seats after 7 seconds if nobody joins.
The developer, Mihail Prisacaru, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Not Linked to You
The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:
- Location
- Identifiers
- Usage Data
Accessibility
The developer has not yet indicated which accessibility features this app supports. Learn More
Information
- Seller
- Mihail Prisacaru
- Size
- 31.2 MB
- Category
- Action
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.0 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 15.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
13+
- 13+
- Frequent
Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
- Copyright
- © 2026 Kilisoft
