Texting Theory
Rate your texts like chess
Only for iPhone
Free · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
Upload a chat. Every message rated Brilliant to Blunder, a Blue ELO for your rizz, and a roast you'll want to screenshot. Nothing goes public unless you save it.
Your dating chats, reviewed like chess games.
Upload screenshots of a conversation and Texting Theory analyzes every message like a grandmaster analyzing a match. Each move gets a rating — Brilliant, Great, Best, Excellent, Good, Book, Inaccuracy, Mistake, Miss, or Blunder — plus a Blue ELO score for your side of the board, an accuracy breakdown, an advantage graph, and a game name you didn't ask for ("The Beast-Hand Opening — Weird Country Deflection").
Then comes the roast. A post-game verdict written by a coach who has seen your messages and is disappointed in you specifically.
HOW IT WORKS
• Screenshot a conversation (any messaging app)
• Upload one or more screenshots — order doesn't matter, we sort it out
• Get the full game review: move-by-move ratings, ELO, accuracy, eval graph
• Step through every move with an explanation of what it did to your position
• Ask for better alternatives when a move goes wrong
THE LEADERBOARD
Save a review to publish it and see where it ranks against every other conversation that survived analysis. Climb from Certified Patzer to Unbeatable (allegedly). Comment on other people's games. Regret your own.
PRIVATE BY DEFAULT
Nothing goes public unless you save it. Screenshots are processed for analysis and not stored on our servers — only the reviews you choose to save are kept, and you can delete any game or your whole account, in the app, anytime.
Texting Theory is entertainment. The ELO is a joke. The roast is a joke. Your last text, however, really was an Inaccuracy.
The developer, NIKITA GOLEV, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Linked to You
The following data may be collected and linked to your identity:
- Contact Info
- User Content
- Identifiers
Accessibility
The developer has not yet indicated which accessibility features this app supports. Learn More
Information
- Seller
- NIKITA GOLEV
- Size
- 13.9 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.0 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 15.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
9+
- 9+
- Infrequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
Mature or Suggestive Themes
Contains
User-Generated Content
- Copyright
- © 2026 Nikita Golev