RoastMyPortfolio
Rate & Analyze Your Portfolio
Only for iPhone
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
Three portfolios, three verdicts. Roast packs are now here: buy once, use them one at a time. No subscription, no auto-renewal.
Know what your portfolio is actually costing you.
Snap a screenshot of your brokerage app, or paste your holdings, and RoastMyPortfolio turns it into a brutally honest, scorecard-driven review in seconds. No account, no signup. Your first roast is free.
Every portfolio gets a 0-100 Portfolio Health Score built from five scored findings.
Your analysis breaks down:
• Concentration: how much rides on a single name or sector
• Diversification & Overlap: holdings that secretly duplicate each other
• Holding Quality & Timing: positions chasing yesterday's rally
• Fees & Cost Drag: the expense ratios quietly compounding against you
• Behavioral Signals: the patterns in how you're actually invested
Each finding ends in a one-line takeaway, and every analysis closes with a Recovery Plan, concrete portfolio management concepts to research next. No hype, no buy/sell commands. Just the numbers and the mechanism behind them.
Your analysis breaks down:
• Concentration: how much rides on a single name or sector
• Diversification & Overlap: holdings that secretly duplicate each other
• Holding Quality & Timing: positions chasing yesterday's rally
• Fees & Cost Drag: the expense ratios quietly compounding against you
• Behavioral Signals: the patterns in how you're actually invested
Each finding ends in a one-line takeaway, and every analysis closes with a Recovery Plan, concrete portfolio management concepts to research next. No hype, no buy/sell commands. Just the numbers and the mechanism behind them.
Why people use it:
• Screenshot in, structured analysis out. OCR reads your brokerage app
• Fee analysis that names the exact annual cost gap vs. passive index funds
• Read your roasts offline. History is saved on your device
• One-time unlock, no subscription, ever
Your first roast is free. After that, unlock a single report, or buy a pack of three and use them one at a time. Either way it is a one-time payment.
RoastMyPortfolio is educational entertainment, not financial advice. Consult a licensed advisor before acting.
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Roast packs. Buy 3 full reports at once and use them one at a time. Cheaper per report than unlocking them one by one, and nothing renews. It is a one-time purchase, not a subscription.
The developer, Frank Baisch, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Linked to You
The following data may be collected and linked to your identity:
- Purchases
- Identifiers
Data Not Linked to You
The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:
- User Content
- Identifiers
- Usage Data
- Diagnostics
Accessibility
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Information
- Seller
- Frank Baisch
- Size
- 10.9 MB
- Category
- Finance
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 17.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 14.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
13+
- 13+
- Contains
User-Generated Content
Social Media
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- 3 Report Unlocks $5.99
- Full Report Unlock $2.99
- Copyright
- © Kolmira UG (haftungsbeschränkt) – Limited Liability Entrepreneurial Company