Lazy Astronaut

You're an astronaut. Whatever.

Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.

In space no one can hear you procrastinate. Lazy Astronaut is a one-thumb arcade flyer. Tap to fly, stop tapping and you sink. Your blasters fire on their own, because aiming is overrated. POP THE INVADERS. Chain enemies to climb your multiplier, or fill the CHILL meter and let it hold itself. FIGHT THE BOSSES. BASS INVADER, a DJ in a disco pod KING SLOSH, a self-crowned king ROCKIE, a heavily armored spike. Beat all three and they come back for revenge. COLLECT NEW SHIPS. Sixteen ships. A tin can, a hot dog, a couch potato, and so many more unique characters. Dozens of lasers, from sports balls to loaded dice to onion rings. EXPLORE THE WORLDS. The deep sea, old-time space, and the heat death of the universe, where a very hungry black hole lives. PLAY AGAINST YOUR FRIENDS. Play online in Race, Survive and Time Attack modes in real time! SLEEP MODE. A lazy run for doing absolutely nothing. We count your crashes. We do not judge. Much. For those who find the game too challenging. Spell L-A-Z-Y, hunt achievements, climb the leaderboard, and remember the first rule of space: never do today what you can put off until the heat death of the universe.

  • 5.0
    out of 5
    7 Ratings

A fresh look for the Tin Can. Horizontal mode is tougher, with pillar gaps that climb and dip, and you get five-pillar runs once you beat a boss rush. Game sound no longer goes quiet when your phone's silent switch is on. Fixed the ship not moving after you come back to a game that was paused for a while. Button labels and world names now fit on every phone.

The developer, Dojo Disco, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .

  • Data Not Linked to You

    The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:

    • User Content
    • Identifiers
    • Usage Data
    • Diagnostics

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Seller
Dojo Disco LLC
Size
27.9 MB
Category
Action
Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.0 or later.
  • iPhone
    Requires iOS 15.0 or later.
  • iPad
    Requires iPadOS 15.0 or later.
  • iPod touch
    Requires iOS 15.0 or later.
  • Mac
    Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
  • Apple Vision
    Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
Languages
English
Age Rating
9+
  • 9+
  • Infrequent
    Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
    Profanity or Crude Humor
    Guns or Other Weapons

    Contains
    Advertising
In-App Purchases
Yes
  • 25,000 Coins $6.99
  • Remove Ads $4.99
  • 200,000 Coins + All Worlds $29.99
  • 2,000 Coins $0.99
Copyright
© 2026 Dojo Disco LLC