Pocket Veto: Four Years
Survive four years in office.
$3.99 · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
You're President now. Congratulations. Everyone hates you already.
Every turn, a crisis lands on your desk — a card, a decision, three ways to answer it. Your party base wants loyalty. The Hill wants leverage. The press wants a headline. The public just wants to be able to afford eggs. Pick any option and you'll please exactly one of them and infuriate at least one other. There is no version of this job where everybody goes home happy.
That's the whole game: four factions, one desk, zero good options. Watch the meters. Read the room. Try not to let any single faction's patience hit zero before your term does — because the moment it does, you're out, and the front page writes your epitaph for you.
Nearly 300 hand-written scenario cards cover the actual texture of the job: the leaked group chat, the sharpie correction to a hurricane map nobody asked for, the turkey pardon that somehow becomes a crisis, the shutdown over a rider nobody read. No two presidencies play the same — the deck shuffles, and the decisions you dodge in week one come back staffed with lawyers by week three.
Survive the full four years and you get a re-election campaign. Collapse early and you get a headline instead — the paper writes your obituary in one brutal sentence, and it goes straight into your Archive of past presidencies, ranked against every term you've run before. Chase a longer term. Chase a funnier collapse. Chase a cleaner sweep. There's always another angle nobody's tried yet.
Every scenario is fictional: an invented nation, invented parties, invented characters — a made-up White House, not the real one. It's not about any actual president, party, or election. It's about the job itself: the machine, the compromises, the impossible math of trying to keep four different rooms happy at once when none of them are ever in the room together. Both sides get roasted equally. Nobody's the good guy. Everybody's a little bit compromised, which is what makes it funny instead of exhausting.
No ads. No subscriptions. No in-app purchases, ever. No fine print, no energy timer, no paywalled cards waiting behind a "watch this video" button. You buy it once, it's yours, and every one of those nearly 300 cards is unlocked from the first crisis to the last. Play it on your commute, play it in bed, play it during an actual government shutdown for the full ironic effect.
Four years. One desk. No good options. Good luck, Mr./Madam President — you're going to need it.
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Information
- Seller
- Delvir Limited Liability Co.
- Size
- 5.1 MB
- Category
- Strategy
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 17.0 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 17.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 14.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
9+
- 9+
- Infrequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
Mature or Suggestive Themes
- Copyright
- © 2026 Delvir Limited Liability Co.
