How cooked am I

A Very Unserious Stress Check

Only for iPhone

Free · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.

iPhone

Turn your chaos into a cooked score, a sharp little roast, and practical steps to cool things down. No account, no feed—just a very unserious stress check. How cooked are you, really? Describe the deadline, awkward text, questionable decision, or tiny inconvenience currently sending you into a spiral. How Cooked Am I? turns your chaos into a playful score from 1 to 10—then serves up a personalized roast and practical ways to bring the heat back down. HOW IT WORKS • Describe what’s going on • Get your cooked score, from Raw to On Fire • Receive a short roast that actually gets it • Find simple, practical steps to uncook yourself • Revisit past results in your private, on-device timeline NO ACCOUNT. NO SOCIAL PRESSURE. There’s no sign-up, profile, feed, leaderboard, or collection of followers waiting to judge you. Open the app, describe the chaos, get your result, and move on with your day. BUILT WITH PRIVACY IN MIND Your timeline stays on your device. How Cooked Am I? doesn’t include advertising or analytics SDKs, and it doesn’t sell your data. Text submitted for analysis is sent securely to our AI provider to generate your result. COMEDY, NOT CARE How Cooked Am I? is a lighthearted stress check—not a medical, diagnostic, or therapeutic tool. If your message appears to describe a serious crisis, the app steps out of the joke and directs you toward real support resources. Life gets messy. You might as well find out how cooked you are.

Ratings & Reviews

  • This app hasn’t received enough ratings or reviews to display an overview.

The developer, Ravi Damani, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .

  • Data Not Collected

    The developer does not collect any data from this app.

    Privacy practices may vary, for example, based on the features you use or your age. Learn More

    Accessibility

    The developer has not yet indicated which accessibility features this app supports. Learn More

    Information

    Seller
    • Ravi Damani
    Size
    • 8.6 MB
    Category
    • Entertainment
    Compatibility
    Requires iOS 26.0 or later.
    • iPhone
      Requires iOS 26.0 or later.
    • Mac
      Requires macOS 26.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
    • Apple Vision
      Requires visionOS 26.0 or later.
    Languages
    • English
    Age Rating
    9+
    • 9+
    • Learn More
    • Infrequent
      Mature or Suggestive Themes

      Contains
      Health or Wellness Topics
    Copyright
    • © 2026 Phoenix Damani
  • Developer Website
  • Privacy Policy