Flying Spaghetti Wisdom
Daily Pastafarian Inspiration
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
Flying Spaghetti Wisdom is your daily dose of Pastafarian wisdom, humor, and unconventional philosophy.
Whether you're curious about Pastafarianism, interested in alternative religions and philosophy, or simply looking for something unusual to brighten your day, this app brings the wisdom of the FSM right to your fingertips.
FEATURES:
- SACRED TEXTS
Explore the sacred texts of Pastafarianism and discover a unique take on religion, philosophy, and life.
- DAILY WISDOM
Receive a fresh push notification with a Pastafarian thought, piece of advice, or humorous reflection — every single day.
- DAILY REMINDERS
Choose the time when His wisdom shall reach you and never miss your daily dose of Pastafarian guidance.
- PASTAFARIAN CALENDAR
Keep track of all Pastafarian holidays with a dedicated calendar — never miss a Holiday again.
- PERSONALIZATION
Adjust the app to your preferences with simple notification and app settings.
Discover Pastafarianism. Explore the sacred texts. Receive your daily wisdom.
May His Noodly Appendage guide you.
Download Flying Spaghetti Wisdom today and never face a boring day again.
Ramen!
Terms of Use (EULA):
https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/
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Information
- Seller
- Arseni Hlaz
- Size
- 43.5 MB
- Category
- Reference
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.6 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.6 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 15.6 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 15.6 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.5 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
13+
- 13+
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Weekly Pint $1.99
- Beer Case $11.49
- Single Pint $1.99
- Copyright
- © 2026 Arseni Hlaz