Sarcastical
A calculator with opinions
Free · In‑App Purchases
A calculator that works properly and, once in a while, has an opinion about the number it just handed you.
Sarcastical is a calculator that works properly and, once in a while, has an opinion about the number it just gave you.
It is not a joke app with a keypad. It is a real calculator where the humour is rare, and rare is why it works. Most results are met with complete silence. Occasionally a small text face at the bottom of the tape types out a verdict on your arithmetic. Very occasionally it doubts the number out loud, then admits it was right all along.
THE CALCULATOR
- Correct precedence, nested parentheses, unary minus, percentages
- Incomplete expressions resolve instead of complaining
- A tape of your last operations, always in view
- Long press the result to copy it
- Thousands separators, six decimal places, no rounded corners anywhere
THE VERDICTS
Hand written, never generated. Each one comments on the number without ever contradicting it. The result is always instant, always correct, and always in the same place on screen.
VOICES YOU CAN BUY
The house voice is included. Each pack rewrites every verdict in a different one, and you choose which one speaks.
- The Accountant. Polite, exhausted, passive-aggressive in audit language.
- The Nihilist. Every number is equally meaningless, and says so quietly.
- The Lawyer. Counsel for the defence. Every total argued in your favour.
- Adults Only. The same ledger, kept off the record. 18+.
QUIET MODE
One switch in settings turns every reaction off and leaves a plain calculator behind. No hard feelings.
NO ACCOUNTS. NO TRACKING. NO SUBSCRIPTION.
Nobody subscribes to a calculator. Buy it once. Personality packs are optional, one-time purchases.
VERDICT ISSUED. NO APPEAL.
Ratings & Reviews
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Two screens rebuilt. The share card now fills the screen, with the Story button as the only thing beside it. The voices are a list with a mark each, and the 18+ tier gets a card of its own.
The developer, Carlos Correa da Silva, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Not Linked to You
The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:
- Usage Data
Accessibility
The developer has not yet indicated which accessibility features this app supports. Learn More
Information
- Seller
- Carlos Corrêa
- Size
- 13.5 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 17.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 14.0 or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
English and 3 more
- English, French, German, Portuguese
- Age Rating
13+
- 13+
- Frequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
Infrequent
Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
Mature or Suggestive Themes
Alcohol, Tobacco, Drug Use or References
Sexual Content or Nudity
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- The Nihilist $1.99
- The Lawyer $1.99
- The Accountant $1.99
- Off the Books $2.99
- Copyright
- © 2026 Carlos C.