Tendies Park: To The Moon
The meme market arcade
Only for iPhone
Free · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
Welcome to Tendies Park, the amusement park built entirely out of bad financial decisions.
Welcome to Tendies Park, the amusement park built entirely out of bad financial decisions. Seven rides, one Trading Floor, and a portfolio that only goes down — until it doesn't.
Fake money. Real panic. Zero financial advice.
THE RIDES
Wife's Boyfriend — You YOLO'd the joint savings and he knows. Sprint through the house, vault the furniture, grab every tendie and do not look back.
Stonks Jump — Bounce candle to candle toward the moon. Green bars send you higher. Red bars do not.
Margin Call — Your gold vault is under siege. Deploy rockets, diamond walls and an ape army, then hold the line wave after wave.
HODL the Door — The margin man is knocking. Hold. The. Door.
Bear Market — Lights out at the office, and something in here is not on your side.
The Pump — Charge down the chart as a bull. Headbutt every trap in the road and keep the pump meter climbing.
Goldy Locks-in-Profits — The boss fight. A bear in a bathrobe, a short position and your account on the line. Slip the squeeze, land the upper jab, fill the MOASS meter before your balance taps out.
THE TRADING FLOOR
Quick Hands is the hero desk. The market flips your order every wave — tap the ticker, punch in the size, smash the right button, all while the price slips away from you. Perfect fills, best P&L and session stats get tracked. How fast are your hands, really?
WHY IT HOOKS
- Seven completely different arcade modes in one app — runner, jumper, tower defense, boss fight, reaction game and more
- Pick up and play in seconds, runs that last minutes
- High scores, combos, perfect fills and portfolio values to chase
- Every wipeout ends with one button: AVERAGE DOWN (RETRY)
- Meme-market humor that takes absolutely nothing seriously
FAKE MONEY ONLY
Every ticker, chart, price and dollar figure in Tendies Park is fictional and generated purely for laughs. There is no real trading, no real currency, no deposits, no withdrawals, and no way to win or lose actual money. Nothing in this app is financial advice. If you take investment tips from a cartoon bear in a bathrobe, that is between you and the bear.
FREE TO PLAY
No account. No sign-up. No sneaky data collection. Your scores stay on your device and nowhere else. The app is supported by ads.
Rated 13+. Made in Los Angeles by Amun Studios.
Questions, bugs or ride requests: info@amun-studios.com
Privacy policy: https://amun-studios.com/tendies-park-privacy-policy
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Information
- Seller
- Amun Studios LLC
- Size
- 54.2 MB
- Category
- Action
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 16.4 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 16.4 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
9+
- 9+
- Infrequent
Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
Profanity or Crude Humor
Mature or Suggestive Themes
Horror/Fear Themes
Guns or Other Weapons
Contains
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- Copyright
- © 2026 Amun Studios LLC