Exit Liquidity
A Satirical Crypto Tycoon
Free
Build the coin. Feed the hype. Manage four floors of a crypto empire, survive the consequences, compete worldwide - and decide when to press CASH OUT.
Everyone is someone’s exit.
EXIT LIQUIDITY is a satirical management strategy game about building a fictional cryptocurrency empire and discovering what the number demands from you.
RUN FOUR FLOORS OF THE MACHINE
• DEV HOUSE - Hire, motivate, crunch, audit, and decide how much roadmap exists beyond the slide deck.
• MINES - Expand compute, choose renewables or coal, relocate, and overclock at your own risk.
• EXCHANGE - Provide liquidity, manage listings, burn supply, switch on market-making bots, and weather whales.
• HQ - Cultivate communities, buy campaigns, handle watchdogs, retain lawyers and lobbyists, and spin the scandals.
Every day advances the same company. Hype, trust, heat, evidence, treasury, holders, supply, and price interact in a deterministic simulation. Dirty shortcuts work... then send the bill later. Quarterly reports itemize the story your board wants to tell and the ledger it can’t hide.
Your run ends when you are delisted, fired, hacked, arrested - or when you tap the big gold CASH OUT button. There is no clean victory, only a score and an epilogue.
PLAY YOUR WAY
• Portrait-first runs built for one sitting
• Pause or run at 1×, 2×, or 4× speed
• Autosave and continue
• Custom coin names, tickers, logos, and procedural mint marks
• First-run guided onboarding
• Soundtrack, haptics, reduced-motion, and colorblind options
GO GLOBAL
• Verified weekly and all-time leaderboards
• A shared daily market challenge
• Six-character asynchronous duels on identical market conditions
• Rival founder ghosts from real completed runs
• Council Mode: up to four founders run one company together, with C-suite roles, proposals, voting, and one very dangerous unanimous CASH OUT
All coins, companies, events, balances, dollars, and rewards are fictional. No real cryptocurrency is bought, sold, awarded, or redeemable. This is satire, not financial advice.
UNLOCK THE LAB
• Cash out with at least $5 million in a normal solo run to permanently unlock Sandbox Mode.
• Tune treasury, token price, holders, hype, trust, heat, evidence, network health, team morale, and the market climate.
• Sandbox experiments are always unranked and never enter local or global leaderboards.
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The developer, Nabil Mezher, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
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Information
- Seller
- Mezherium Enterprises LLC
- Size
- 22.2 MB
- Category
- Simulation
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.0 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 15.0 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 15.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
16+
- 16+
- Frequent
Mature or Suggestive Themes
Contests
Infrequent
Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
Profanity or Crude Humor
Contains
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User-Generated Content
- Copyright
- © 2026 Mezherium Enterprises LLC
