Not Today, Daddy!

Dodge. Escape. Beat Your Best.

Only for iPhone

Free · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.

iPhone

Instant chaos, zero warm-up. Outswim angry eggs, recover from sneezing immune cells, break free from the uterus, and chase a new distance record. One tiny swimmer. An entire world determined to stop him. Not Today, Daddy! is a fast, funny endless runner where every swipe matters. Move freely through a living tunnel, find the only safe route, and survive a nonstop stream of angry eggs, sneezing immune cells, and one very determined uterus. DODGE THE SWARM Threats come in different sizes and move independently. Read the opening, change direction at the right moment, and avoid getting boxed in. BREAK FREE The uterus pulls harder as you get closer. Swipe away repeatedly before it drags you in. SURVIVE THE SNEEZE Immune cells won't end the run immediately - they disrupt your control with sneezing and sudden knockback. Recover fast or the next obstacle will finish the job. GRAB PROTECTION Pick up a temporary shield to survive one collision with an egg or a deadly capture. It won't stop an immune cell, so timing still matters. CHASE THE DISTANCE The challenge begins at full speed and never relaxes. Every meter counts, your best distance is saved, and a new attempt is only a tap away. FEATURES • Fast two-axis swipe movement • One continuous fair route through every obstacle field • Dense, unpredictable enemy combinations • Independent enemy movement and multiple enemy sizes • Distance and locally saved best distance • One optional continue per run • Quick retries and short, intense sessions • Playful cartoon animation and reactions Dodge. Escape. Beat your best.

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  • Data Linked to You

    The following data may be collected and linked to your identity:

    • Location
    • Identifiers
    • Usage Data
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    • Diagnostics

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Information

Seller
  • Aleksandr Nesterov
Size
  • 19.3 MB
Category
  • Casual
Compatibility
Requires iOS 17 or later.
  • iPhone
    Requires iOS 17 or later.
  • Mac
    Requires macOS 14.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
  • Apple Vision
    Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
Languages
  • English
Age Rating
16+
  • 16+
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  • Frequent
    Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
    Mature or Suggestive Themes

    Infrequent
    Profanity or Crude Humor

    Contains
    Advertising
Copyright
  • © 2026 Aleksandr Nesterov
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