Honest Me · Roast Your Excuses
What really brings you forward
Only for iPhone
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
What’s your next excuse? You’re one click away from putting your excuses to the test. For free.
Or are you scared? (Asking for a friend)
Let's be honest: no app ever helped you to create good habits.
Your excuses are stronger than any motivational quote.
SO WHAT IS THIS APP FOR?
Pick the thing where your excuses get suspiciously creative.
And... get roasted for your excuses. It is simple as that.
THE CHALLENGES
- Quit smoking
- Move on from a breakup
- Start or grow your own business
- Feel good in your body again
- Take control of sexual urges
Start with the one your excuses are hoping you'll skip.
FREE AND PRO
Free is not a demo. One Challenge, one question a day and one dry line back. All 30 days, and it doesn't expire.
Pro is for when one question a day stops being enough:
- Three questions, every day for deeper understanding
- Up to five Challenges at once, for the multitaskers of avoidance
- (Super) Roast Mode included
- Deep Analysis, based on your answers to the questions at the start, not your daily ones
PRIVACY, BRIEFLY
- Your answers are stored on your iPhone. We have no servers for them.
- Your answers are never sent to us. We cannot read what you write.
- No account. No login. No email address.
- Delete everything, from inside the app, at any time.
So go ahead. Be honest.
Honest Me is not therapy and gives no medical, psychological or financial advice. If you're really struggling, please talk to someone who can help.
Terms of Use (Apple's standard licence): https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/
Our terms and product information: https://honestme.app/terms
Privacy notice: https://honestme.app/privacy
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The developer, Victor Schatz, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
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Information
- Seller
- Victor Schatz
- Size
- 197.7 MB
- Category
- Lifestyle
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 18.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 18.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 15.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 2.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English and German
- Age Rating
18+
- 18+
- This app is rated 18+ with content restrictions.
Some content may be rated higher, and may therefore be restricted and managed by the developer through in-app controls. - In-App Controls
Age Assurance
Frequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
Mature or Suggestive Themes
Alcohol, Tobacco, Drug Use or References
Infrequent
Sexual Content or Nudity
Contains
Health or Wellness Topics
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Honest Me Pro Monthly $8.99
- Honest Me Pro Yearly $29.99
- Copyright
- © 2026 Victor Schatz