BlackJack Career
No chips for sale. Just play.
$4.99 · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.
A pure blackjack roguelike. Count the shoe, dodge the pit boss, take chat dares, and climb from kitchen tables to the high-limit room. Zero ads, zero chip purchases.
Start with a $1,000 bankroll and a battered felt. Can you climb to the high-limit room without getting backed off?
Blackjack Career is a single-player casino roguelike where the chips cannot be bought with real money. Every dollar in your stack is won with discipline, strategy, and edge.
YOU AGAINST THE HOUSE
Climb through five authentic casino tiers — from kitchen-table stakes at the underground Home Game, to the bustling floor of The Local Joint and Riverboat, up to the velvet ropes of The High Limit Room and The Palace. Each venue features distinct house rules: shoe penetration, surrender, doubling restrictions, dealer soft-17 rules, and blackjack payouts.
SIDE MONEY IS THE EDGE
The house holds a mathematical edge against basic strategy alone. You don't beat the house simply by playing well — you beat it through Side Money:
• COUNT THE SHOE: Track the running and true count with authentic Hi-Lo counting. Sharpen your Count Sense to read the remaining high cards.
• STREAMING DARES: Stream your sessions to chat patrons who pitch custom table challenges. Split tens, hit soft 18 against a 9, or land five-card charlies for cold hard donations.
• DODGE THE PIT BOSS: Spread your bets when the deck turns rich, but watch your Heat. If the pit boss catches you spreading too wide, you will be barred from the room.
10 CASINO EVENT GAMES
As you rack up hands at the blackjack tables, property hosts invite you to play featured table games with sponsored buy-ins:
• Craps (Full board, Pass/Don't Pass, Come, Field, and true Odds)
• Roulette (Single-zero European wheel with complete inside and outside layout)
• Baccarat (Player, Banker, Tie, Dragon 7, and Panda 8)
• Three Card Poker (Pair Plus & 6-Card Bonus)
• Ultimate Texas Hold'em (Trips & Blind bets)
• Mississippi Stud (3rd, 4th, and 5th street bets)
• Let It Ride (Pull back bets or let them ride)
• High Card Flush (Flush length & straight flush bonuses)
• Pai Gow Poker (Two-card and five-card hand splitting)
• Sic Bo (Three-dice totals, triples, and combinations)
HIGH ROLLER BURNDOWN
A dedicated roguelike sprint mode: sit down with a massive $100,000 stake and try to reach $250,000 across 10 tense sittings before the house grinds you to dust.
BUILT-IN STRATEGY COACH
Every hand grades your decision against mathematically optimal basic strategy for that table's specific rule variations. Review hand replays, identify leaks, and level up your game.
THE UNBUYABLE BANKROLL
• No gems, no timers, no energy bars.
• No in-app purchases. Chips cannot be bought with real money.
• No ads. Ever.
• Completely offline — zero tracking and zero personal data collection.
When you go broke, the run is over — but your reputation, subscribers, and permanent milestone trophies carry forward into every future run.
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Information
- Seller
- Actual Clown Productions LLC
- Size
- 8 MB
- Category
- Casino
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 17.0 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 17.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 14.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
18+
- 18+
- Frequent
Simulated Gambling
- Copyright
- © 2026 Actual Clown Productions, LLC

