The Third Party

A hive mind runs for office.

Only for iPhone

Expected Apr 30, 2027 · Free

iPhone

You are a non-violent, mind-controlling alien parasite. Your enemy: democracy. The Third Party is a strategy puzzle game in which you are a mind-controlling alien hive mind trying to take over America by winning elections. You are a non-violent, mind-controlling alien parasite. Your enemy: democracy. Start in any real American town (your hometown, if you like) and take over the organizations that sway it: the diner, the church, the bank, the sheriff's office. Each organization is a hex board. Assimilate anyone open-minded enough to fall under your control, and push out those too entrenched for it to stick. Around the boards runs a real election, simulated down to the town and the party. Run a candidate for the House, then the Senate, then the White House. FEATURES - Assimilation as a board game: the organizations and social clubs that sway voters are hex boards, taken one person at a time, with showdowns over who leads them. - Debate and interview minigames: dodge the tough questions and swipe to as many talking points as you can. - The press and the FBI fight back: undercover agents and investigative reporters turn up on the boards. - Name your party and set its platform, siding with red, with blue, or dodging the question on issues that change how voters react to you. - House, Senate and presidential races on the real election calendar. Free to download. The free demo is one House race, up to your first election night; the full game is a one-time in-app purchase.

The developer, Tim Attewell, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .

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Seller
Tim Attewell
Size
114.1 MB
Category
Strategy
Compatibility
Requires iOS 16.4 or later.
  • iPhone
    Requires iOS 16.4 or later.
Languages
English
Age Rating
9+
  • 9+
  • Infrequent
    Mature or Suggestive Themes
    Horror/Fear Themes
Copyright
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