Department of the Impossible
A comedy of impossible forms
Only for iPhone
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
Thirty impossible cases. Your hiring form requires the signature of an employee - and creates that employee only once it is signed. Rule on it anyway.
Welcome to the Department of the Impossible.
Your hiring form requires the signature of an employee. It creates that employee only once it is signed. The door is waiting for a ruling.
The regulations here were written to contradict each other, and that was not an accident. You are the newest clerk, and thirty cases are open on your desk. None of them are possible. File them anyway.
WHAT YOU DO
- Read the docket and choose how to argue the case: read the rule literally with the Formwright, recover a strange precedent with the Pensioner, or invite the exception with the Inbox Imp. Each method is its own investigation, with its own evidence, witnesses and jokes.
- Answer three evidence questions on the case board at every stage. A wrong reading is never fatal - the board asks you to look again.
- Combine two regulations into a compound ruling, bring down the stamp, and watch the office rearrange itself around the result.
- At the final hearing, decide what kind of Department should exist tomorrow.
WHAT IS IN IT
- 30 cases across six acts and 9 endings.
- Around 48,000 words on a single playthrough, and about twice that across every method.
- 610 scenes, each with its own original illustration.
- An original score that follows the case, not a loop that follows you.
- Rewind to any decision you have made and choose differently. Nothing is lost by trying.
HOW IT WORKS
- Cases 1 to 6 are free. One optional purchase opens the remaining 24 cases and all 9 endings. One purchase, once, and it stays yours. There is nothing else to buy.
- Plays entirely offline. Nothing is downloaded after install.
- No advertising, no tracking, no analytics, and no account. The app collects nothing and sends nothing anywhere.
- Adjustable text size from 85 to 200 percent, a reduced-motion setting, and a sound toggle.
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Information
- Seller
- BEE2.IO LLC
- Size
- 211.5 MB
- Category
- Adventure
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.0 or later and a device with the A12 Bionic chip or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.0 or later and a device with the A12 Bionic chip or later.
• iPhone XS
• iPhone XS Max
• iPhone XR
• iPhone 11
• iPhone 11 Pro
• iPhone 11 Pro Max
• iPhone SE (2nd generation)
• iPhone 12 mini
• iPhone 12
• iPhone 12 Pro
• iPhone 12 Pro Max
• iPhone 13 Pro
• iPhone 13 Pro Max
• iPhone 13 mini
• iPhone 13
• iPhone SE (3rd generation)
• iPhone 14
• iPhone 14 Plus
• iPhone 14 Pro
• iPhone 14 Pro Max
• iPhone 15
• iPhone 15 Plus
• iPhone 15 Pro
• iPhone 15 Pro Max
• iPhone 16
• iPhone 16 Plus
• iPhone 16 Pro
• iPhone 16 Pro Max
• iPhone 16e
• iPhone 17 Pro
• iPhone 17 Pro Max
• iPhone 17
• iPhone Air
• iPhone 17e
• iPhone 18 Pro
• iPhone 18 Pro Max
• iPhone Duo - Mac
Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later and a device with the A12 Bionic chip or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
4+
- 4+
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Open the full file $4.99
- Copyright
- © 2026 bee2.io LLC