Horse Slop
Simulation
Only for iPhone
Free · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
You are a horse. Act normal.
Clock into the world’s least productive office, survive absurd horse jobs, earn Slop$, expand your stable, unlock gloriously awkward horses, and escape into the sunny Off-Duty Valley.
• Six absurd office jobs with neigh reactions and dramatic manga cut-ins
• Ride, trot, and gallop through an explorable valley
• Build your own crew, care for horses, and expand your stable
• Race rivals, collect stickers, and discover ridiculous secrets
• Find the hidden Super Intelligence room and repeat the horses’ dance sequence
• Discover new horses in a downloadable catalog
• Enjoy original music and horse-sound rhythms
• Play in English or German
Horse Slop mixes cozy horse care, chaotic physics, and internet-brained comedy. Kevin is your free starter horse; earn Slop$ through play to unlock more. Contains silly humor and advertising. The Super Intelligence characters and conversations are fictional satire.
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Discover the hidden Super Intelligence room and remember the horses’ dance sequence by tapping the horses directly. Complete five rounds to earn a sticker.
Meet new characters in the downloadable horse catalog, enjoy new music in the meeting room and Afterhoof, and build your own Valley crew from zero. Kevin is the free starter horse; existing ownership is preserved.
Story actions are now always visible. Improved guest name visibility and removed the temporary test herd.
The developer, realité Suisse GmbH, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Used to Track You
The following data may be used to track you across apps and websites owned by other companies:
- Location
- Identifiers
- Usage Data
- Diagnostics
Data Linked to You
The following data may be collected and linked to your identity:
- Location
- Identifiers
- Usage Data
- Diagnostics
Data Not Linked to You
The following data may be collected but it is not linked to your identity:
- Diagnostics
Accessibility
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Information
- Seller
- realite suisse gmbh
- Size
- 264.3 MB
- Category
- Simulation
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 16.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 16.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 13.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
9+
- 9+
- Infrequent
Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
Profanity or Crude Humor
Contains
Advertising
- Copyright
- © 2026 realite suisse gmbh