Ahem Ahem

Snarky nags for doom scrolling

Free · Designed for iPad. Not verified for macOS.

New: tap a nag within 10 seconds to escape it, then watch your nags drop in Stats. Now on iPad and iPhone Duo. Thousands of snarky nags, no ads, no tracking. Ahem Ahem clears its throat when you've spent too long in the doom app. Pick the apps that eat your day. Use them for a few minutes and the nags begin: snarky, funny, slightly judgmental notifications that keep coming, on and off, for as long as you keep scrolling. "47 min of the doom app today. I see you." "Hope you're not reading this on the toilet. Your legs are going numb." "Press X to put phone down. Press X. PRESS X." Thousands of different nags, so they don't repeat for weeks. They arrive at irregular moments, so you can't tune them out, and they get more exasperated the longer you go. Ahem Ahem never blocks anything. It just won't let you pretend you didn't notice. Set up in four steps: allow Screen Time access, allow notifications, pick your apps, turn nagging on. Private by design. iOS never tells Ahem Ahem which apps you picked, so the nags make up a name for them: the doom app, the scroll machine, the pocket casino. Nothing leaves your iPhone. No account, no ads, no tracking.

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- Escape a nag: tap it within 10 seconds. - New Stats: your nags and escapes by day, week and month. - Now on iPad and iPhone Duo. - Hundreds of new nags, and a kazoo.

Version 1.1

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    Information

    Seller
    KIVANC YAZAN
    Size
    2.2 MB
    Category
    Productivity
    Compatibility
    Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
    • iPhone
      Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
    • iPad
      Requires iPadOS 17.0 or later.
    • Mac
      Requires macOS 14.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
    • Apple Vision
      Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
    Languages
    English
    Age Rating
    4+
    Copyright
    © 2026 Hoshino Software & Security
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