Goatastrophe: The Last Rally

Bend space. Smash invaders.

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Slide to bend the universe: stretch the field deep into space and smash invaders with one rubber ball. One small goat. One last rally. They called it the Catastrophe. The Static swept across Earth and turned everything we were into data, and then into nothing. Our last memories were saved inside HALO, and HALO needed a living mind to anchor it. The only one left in the lab was Nibs, a small pet goat chewing on a cable. Now Nibs is all that stands between the Static and Earth's last memory. Nibs has no gun, only an old rubber ball and a paddle. BEND THE UNIVERSE This isn't flat Pong. Slide the depth control and the whole field folds into 3D, stretching deep into space. A deeper field gives you more time to react, but the invaders and bosses get more room to hide. On foldable devices, the hinge itself bends the field. PONG MEETS SPACE INVADERS Invaders march down the field, and your only weapon is the ball. Bounce it back, smash them out of the sky, and never let it past you. BOSSES WITH ATTITUDE Face a wolf whose howl stuns your paddle, a nightmare horse that charges down the lane, a hydra that grows new heads, the Reaper, the Kraken, a dragon and more. Then there's Gnash, who looks exactly like you. POWER-UPS Lasers, overdrive, multi-ball and more. Store two of them and save them for the moment that counts. 57 MEMORIES TO RECOVER Every wave you survive brings back a piece of the world that was lost: a farm, a red ball, the people who used to be here. Some memories are hidden, and only the most stubborn players will find them all. ONE MORE ROUND Climb the Game Center leaderboards and find out how far you can go. Most players never see wave 70, and fewer still reach 100. FEATURES • Neon synthwave visuals and an original synth soundtrack • Drag to move, flick to smash, slide for depth • One-finger mode for one-handed play • Built for iPhone and iPad, with special support for foldable devices • Haptics that let you feel every hit • Game Center leaderboards • Free to play, with a one-time purchase to remove ads forever A small goat plays ball. The universe depends on it.

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Seller
Roozbeh Moayyedian
Size
30.8 MB
Category
Action
Compatibility
Requires iOS 18.0 or later.
  • iPhone
    Requires iOS 18.0 or later.
  • iPad
    Requires iPadOS 18.0 or later.
Languages
English
Age Rating
9+
  • 9+
  • Infrequent
    Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
    Horror/Fear Themes
    Contests

    Contains
    Advertising
In-App Purchases
Yes
Copyright
© 2026 Roozbeh Moayyedian