Piss Ballz: Weird Wellness
Tiny goals. Feral little pet
Only for iPhone
Free · In‑App Purchases · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.
iPhone
It goes out, it gets into something, it comes back with a story. All you have to do is
look after yourself. Five small goals, a check-in, and a ball with a temper.
Piss Ballz is a self-care app with a bodyguard.
Ballz is an angry little ball in sneakers. It is furious at the world and completely
devoted to you, and the deal is simple: you look after yourself, and it goes out and
handles things.
HOW IT WORKS
Pick five small goals. Drink a glass of water. Make the bed. Leave the building. Text
someone back. Small on purpose — you can add more once you've done these.
Finishing them earns Drips and Pressure. Pressure is fuel. Spend it and Ballz heads out
on a Rollout: it's gone for a few hours, and when it comes home it has a story, a payout,
and absolutely no remorse. A notification is how you find out it's back.
Keep it up and it grows. Five stages, earned, not bought.
WHAT'S IN IT
• 42 ready-made goals, or write your own, with per-goal reminders
• Morning and evening check-ins — and the mood you log actually changes how the app
treats you that day
• Streaks with forgiveness built in, not streaks that punish one bad week
• Rollout stories across illustrated destinations, with real choices to make
• Guided breathing, journalling with prompts, and a wind-down routine
• Daily quests, a shop, and hats, caps and shades to put on a furious sphere
• Full VoiceOver support, Dynamic Type, and Reduce Motion respected
A ROUGH WEEK IS A SETTING, NOT A FAILURE
Flip on Rough week and Rollouts cost half as much and your streak holds where it is. It
switches itself off after seven days. Nothing asks why.
Resting is never the losing move here. Every cautious choice in the app pays the same as
the bold one — if the app's own advice is BETTER TAKE COVER™, it would be strange to
charge you for taking it.
YOUR DATA STAYS YOURS
No account. No sign-up. No analytics, no ads, no tracking, and no server of ours. What
you write stays on your device and syncs through your own private iCloud.
Friends is the one thing that shares anything, and it's off until you turn it on. It
publishes three things — your Ballz's name, your streak, its stage — to whoever you give
your code to. Your goals, check-ins, mood and journal are never published to anyone.
Drips are earned, never bought. If you'd rather not grind for a hat, there are cosmetic
packs — but everything in them is still buyable with Drips at the price it always had,
and nothing in this app is behind a paywall you can't walk around.
ONE HONEST NOTE
This is a habit tracker with a face on it. It is not therapy, it doesn't know how you're
really doing, and it can't help in an emergency. Crisis lines live one tap away in
Settings → Getting help, whether or not anything is wrong.
BETTER TAKE COVER™
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The developer, Jamal Campbell, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Linked to You
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- Health & Fitness
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Information
- Seller
- Jamal Campbell
- Size
- 33.8 MB
- Category
- Health & Fitness
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 17.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 14.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
9+
- 9+
- Infrequent
Profanity or Crude Humor
Contains
Health or Wellness Topics
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- The Lot $4.99
- Every Hat & Shades $2.99
- Every Place $2.99
- Copyright
- © 2026 Break Thruu Entertainment, Inc