There once was a time when my phone was filled with the most toxic, overrated mobile games ever to hit the App Store. Apps like Clash of Clans, tinder and Raid Shadow Legends hooked me to my phone, rotating between them like some crazy animal. Then after winning a Clan War against Mr. Clash himself, i found a new desire. I deleted all my mobile games. Cleared my search history and stepped outside for the first time in 17 years. It was good. I had a family, started a career, but something was still missing. I missed mobile gaming. That was when i found this game. My saving grace. It was showcased at the bottom of the games tab. Gave a swift download and that’s when everything changed. Karen took the kids and i had to put a second mortgage on my house. But it all doesn’t matter because I NEED TO SPEND MORE TIME DERPING. I HAVE 58 DAYS DERPED. I NEED AN EXTENDED TIME DLC AND IN APP PURCHASES DONT WORK. Just please don’t reset the timer if you do put in an update any time soon. Thank you.

It was a stormy night, one that chills to the very fabric of freezing. Then one warmth found its way under the sheets of ice trying to sway it. The earth lifted its head into the air. The beast made a sound that brought happiness to all. This warmth is Derp frog.Derp frog wasn't the most loved of creatures but it lived to please. Sitting on his lily pad he wanted to be a female but couldn't commit to this change. This led to Derp frog grasping a bow and placing it upon his head. However this did not bring happiness so Derp frog sought changed himself to a female. He wanted to be called Caitlyn after the change. Derp frog was given the award for woman of the year. Derp frog sang with joy. Some don't understand her but for those who do love her wonderful voice.

Game of the year platinum award winner would rate 999/1 again please play. If u want to play as an independent singing prideful frog this game is for you. You will fall in love with the iconic characters presented in the application such as pink frog, green frog, pink frog with bow, and green frog with bow. The story and plot is just truly amazing, nothing I've ever seen before, it's just so unremarkable there are no words to describe it. The makers of this game probably took months to hand craft and perfect this magnificent application. -IGN

I was lonely and weird until i found derp frog i would go on the game everyday when ever i can like at school at home at church every where i go im derping currently i have 736 days on the game i cant stop help me its too good i can and will never get off this game i will pass this down for generations and make sure this game never dies it is the holy grail of games and the fountain of youth mixed together it is super super good and a gift from the gods i will forever play this game