This man, from the very beginning of our short but sweet chat, DOUSED me with love. Before he even finished typing a response to my problem I could tell his heart was filled with love and affection. As I saw his text bubble appear with the words “Working on a fix for this!” I IMMEDIATELY died and went to heaven, because earth is no place for such a heavenly response. After I gathered myself from the obvious excitement I was enduring. I sent another message, reading “I have another problem.” I didn’t even have another problem. I just wanted to talk to this beaut of a creature a little while longer. I awaited approximately 36 seconds for his next response. Then, as his all too familiar text bubble appeared once more. I could feel the excitement inside of rise up again. I had to hold it in, since my mom told me to stop breaking things in my room. His chat bubble read “What’s your problem?” I DIED! I LOVE THIS MAN! I then went pale as I realized I didn’t have a problem. I had to find one, and I had to find one quick. This man is the love of my life and I’m just going to leave him hanging. No sir. I quickly found a problem for him to solve, and it was a good one. The iPads guide line was way longer and could go way lower, making it easier to clutch up. I sent him the new “Problem” I was facing, and within SECONDS I saw his chat bubble arise again. “woah” he said, “woah” I said sexily under my breath so no one could hear. He texted again, “This is a great catch! This will be fixed in the next update!” This man gets things DONE! well done Justin. I can’t wait to talk to you again, over dinner perhaps?