So I do this thing we’re every Thursday I look at my old games and I’m doing that and I saw this old io game and in all it’s a good game but when you get the last stuff it’s not fun and it lays around and takes up ur storage and it’s like one of those games u just use when ur on a long trip and dont have internet that u play and it’s been the same like preimiom pass or whatever it’s called for years and doesn’t have updates of any kind think u for ur time have a good day/night

So I’ve read all the other reviews and they complain about ads and real multiplayer, but the game is fundamentally pointless. Getting kills makes you bigger. You get kills by knocking other people out. However, getting bigger does absolutely nothing to increase your momentum or the distance you can knock other spinners. Momentum is directionally based ie 2 cars each stop when they crash head on and keep moving in a direction whenever it is not a head to head collision. It is very easy to just wait out the entire match without chasing kills. No matter the size difference in the end, both players will be at an apparent standstill indefinitely until one gives up. This is not a fun game where you hit other people out and gain strength through kills. It’s a boring game that rewards PATIENCE and sitting in an arena every game waiting for your opponent to make a mistake or give up. 0/5 make “winning” meaningful

If you kept the price the same, but instead of charging weekly, you would only charge monthly, then it might actually be worth it. You are basically fleecing your potential customers so that we know not to come spend our money with you, because we are going to get fleeced. You’re being so aggressive with your prices to try and make a profit, you’re not gonna make any profit that way it’s like you’re actively discouraging us from buying a membership. Why would you do that? it’s an exorbitant amount per week. Maybe per month and because it’s just a little video game maybe that price every two months would be more fair.

Game is offline but wears a mask to seem like it’s online. “Players” at the beginning of a match load up instantly with randomly generated names and only move in straight lines when the game allows you to change direction instantly. Game is obviously offline and too easy.Monetization sickens me as there is no point to getting premium be it an offline game. It’s really predatory as making the game appear to be online tricks people into thinking they are buying cosmetics to show off to other players. And because of how fast matches last, having an ad after every round just makes me not want to play it at all. The game is just a scam. They dont say it’s multiplayer in the description, but they put in so many artificial signs to make it look multiplayer to try and trick people to spending money on the game.