Flying Gorilla 4+

This has to be the greatest game i have ever played. I had my doubts when i downloaded, but upon opening the application, the stellar voice acting and unbelievably detailed cutscenes made me feel like i wasn’t playing a game on my phone, but playing a triple a console release. The breathtaking graphics, relatable characters (my favourites are the Flying Gorilla himself and his yellow chicken friend) and riveting gameplay kept me hooked for hours. The lack of micro transactions was the cherry on the top of this absolute masterpiece. I believe this game should not only be regarded as the greatest game of the year, not only regarded as the greatest game of this generation, but regarded in the same light as games like The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare as one of the greatest and most influential video games ever released.

I once had stage 4 cancer 2 brain tumors and my wife left me my 13 hookers left me because of my aids I had newly gotten and don’t forgot my kids were taken from me because of my alcohol and drug addiction and I was about ready to end it but something amazing happened to me.

I ran into this game called flying gorilla and was shocked of the astounding graphics, amazing gameplay and great fun. The game instantly took my cancer, 2 brain tumors and gave me 28 hookers back plus I have my kids given back to me. Flying gorilla is a great game that has given me adrenaline once again. Thanks flying gorilla!

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