Back from the bone pile: modern iOS tune-up with smoother 60 FPS action, separate music/SFX controls, and fixed Game Center.
Still 40% off our normal $4.99 price!
You are BIG. You are TASTY. You are kicking some brittle undead @$$.
Top 10 iOS games of 2012 - Metacritic.com
"Ridiculous yet Amazing" - USA Today
"Best Casual Game of 2012" - Best App Ever Awards
Pizza Vs. Skeletons is an epic, ridiculous 2D physics platformer about a 25-foot-tall pizza smashing its way through land, sea, sky, and outer space. Crush skeletons, dodge trouble, dress up your delicious hero, chase three challenges in every level, and somehow make pizza sumo feel normal.
Now tuned for modern iPhone and iPad:
+ Smoother 60 FPS pizza-smashing action
+ Updated rendering for current iOS versions
+ Separate Music and Sound Effects controls
+ Fixed Game Center sign-in, leaderboards, and achievements
+ 120 levels of handcrafted 2D mayhem
OUR PROMISE TO YOU:
No ads. No getting suckered into buying more stuff later. The whole game, for one price, for all updates, forever.
WARNING!
This is not a tiny snack. Each level has three tiers of challenges, and things get tough by the end. Don’t worry, we’ll ease you in gently before the pizza-related mayhem becomes your whole personality.
What can a 25-foot-tall pizza do? Well, pretty much EVERYTHING*
= Crush fossilized ostriches
= Rescue Schnauzer puppies
= Stomp obnoxious cupids
= Learn karate
= Sumo wrestle an alien
= Ski with comrades
= Demolish a haunted skyscraper
= Eat fugu
= Bounce on space marshmallows
= Smash the great pyramids
= Celebrate Dia de los Muertos
= Visit the moon
= Protect civilians
= Thwart a UFO abduction
= Be a pirate
= Don't be a pirate
= Go nuclear
*Yes, you can actually do all this and far more!
FEATURES
+ 120 fantastically ridiculous levels
+ 3 distinct challenges in each level
+ Dozens of enemies
+ Huge bosses
+ Customize the perfect hero with over a quarter million combinations
+ Universal app for iPhone and iPad
+ Game Center leaderboards and achievements
+ High-resolution art and lovingly ridiculous animation
Riverman Media is two brothers who have dedicated their lives to the art of 2D game making.
Awesome game. Love the animation, fluidity of the gameplay is great. I enjoy so many of the types of games, it would be nice to add some endless modes for when you've done well or something. Large file size but that understandable due to the content. Looking forward to updates. Well done!
Chapter 9 boss
lynden brown
The boss in chapter 9 is a alien not a skeleton.😡
Easy and repetitive
S.n.o.o.z.e
PvS consists of nothing but mini games, while this is not bad, the amount of mini games there are to play are only about 7-8. Not enough screen real estate to not do anything but go slow or not get 3 stars. Boss is easy once you figure its pattern out. Hand drawn graphics are beautiful but the gameplay falls short. Not worth picking up due to its repetitive nature. Not worth 2.99, maybe .99 at most
You are BIG. You are TASTY. You are freshly tuned for modern iOS!
+ Smoother 60 FPS pizza-smashing on supported iPhone and iPad devices
+ Updated rendering for current iOS versions
+ New separate Music and Sound Effects buttons in the Pause menu
+ Game Center sign-in, achievements, and leaderboards behave again
+ Assorted stability fixes for newer devices
The skeletons got older. The pizza got meaner.
Version 2.1.0
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Information
Seller
Riverman Media LLC
Size
356.7 MB
Category
Action
Compatibility
Requires iOS 16.4 or later.
iPhone Requires iOS 16.4 or later.
iPad Requires iPadOS 16.4 or later.
Mac Requires macOS 13.3 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
