Labberdash
Secret Homelab Idle Tycoon
Free · In-App Purchases
Can you build a secret datacenter in your garage before your spouse finds out? Papers, Please meets r/homelab: balance power, Sus, and alibis.
Somewhere behind the water heater, a closet is quietly becoming a
datacenter.
LabberDash is a comedic idle/tycoon game about secretly building an
absurd homelab — one Raspberry Pi, one NAS, one suspiciously large
Amazon box at a time — while keeping your spouse none the wiser. Think
Papers, Please meets r/homelab.
WATCH THE SUS METER
Every loud fan, hot server, and unexplained package raises your
spouse's suspicion. Let it climb too high and you'll face a Spouse
Encounter — play your Alibi cards ("it's for work," "it's a tax
write-off") to talk your way out before disaster hits.
MANAGE A REAL POWER BUDGET
Your circuit has real limits. Overload it and you'll trip the breaker,
killing every server at once. Panel upgrades and a Solar tier raise
your headroom — and quietly launder your habit while you're at it.
BUILD AN ABSURD HARDWARE CATALOG
Grow from a single Pi to a full rack: NAS storage, a media server, a
crypto rig, a virtualization host, and more — each individually
upgradeable, each with its own power draw, noise, and Sus cost.
BALANCE THE HOUSE
Not every purchase has to be LabberTech. DomestiTech gear — smart
plugs, video doorbells, robot vacuums — lowers Sus and keeps the peace,
if you're willing to spend Compute on looking responsible.
No pay-to-win, no forced ads, no loot boxes — everything in LabberDash
is earn-able through normal play. Optional in-app purchases and rewarded
video ads are there if you want to speed things up, never because you
have to.
Can you go from one Pi to a full rack without ending up on the couch?
Ratings & Reviews
Early Adopter Bonus: every video reward is free until November 1, 2026.
Damage Control, Extended Warranty, Go Ghost, Smooth Things Over and repairs are all one tap now, with no video to watch. No timed full-screen ads either. It is our thank-you for showing up early, and it is on for every player automatically. Nothing to buy, nothing to turn on.
Ad-Free is off the store while the bonus runs, since there is nothing for it to remove yet. It goes back on sale November 1.
Thanks for playing this early. Keep the reports coming.
The developer, MARCUS JAMES CANTWELL, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
Data Used to Track You
The following data may be used to track you across apps and websites owned by other companies:
- Identifiers
Data Linked to You
The following data may be collected and linked to your identity:
- Purchases
- Location
- Usage Data
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- Identifiers
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Accessibility
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Information
- Seller
- MARCUS JAMES CANTWELL
- Size
- 68.8 MB
- Category
- Simulation
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 15.1 or later. - iPad
Requires iPadOS 15.1 or later. - iPod touch
Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
- iPhone
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
4+
- 4+
- Contains
Advertising
- In-App Purchases
Yes
- Subscription Manager $0.99
- Extended Warranty $0.99
- Bill Grant $0.99
- 8,000 Compute $24.99
- 3,500 Compute $12.99
- 1,500 Compute $6.99
- 250 Compute $0.99
- Ad-Free unlock $3.99
- Starter Pack $2.99
- Copyright
- © 2026 RTNetwork/LabberDash. All rights reserved.
