99 Bottles!
Music
Only for iPhone
Free · Designed for iPhone
iPhone
Annoy your friends! Enrage your enemies! Bore yourself to tears! This application does just one utterly pointless thing: it sings the entire song "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" (starting with 99 bottles and ending when no bottles remain) in an artificial-sounding computer-generated voice.
On the screen, 99 bottles are displayed. As the song reaches the phrase "take one down", you tap a bottle (or, in autoplay mode, a bottle is randomly chosen) and it is taken down and removed from the screen. The count of remaining bottles is also shown. So you can be bored watching the screen as well as listening to the song.
If 99 bottles is just too many — perhaps you're in a hurry? — you can start with fewer bottles in various amounts down to 1.
Please, for your own safety, if you must sing along, sing responsibly.
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Rewritten from scratch for iOS 26.
The developer, Matt Neuburg, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy .
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Information
- Provider
- Matt Neuburg
- Size
- 10.8 MB
- Category
- Music
- Compatibility
Requires iOS 26.0 or later.
- iPhone
Requires iOS 26.0 or later. - Mac
Requires macOS 26.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later. - Apple Vision
Requires visionOS 26.0 or later.
- Languages
- English
- Age Rating
4+
- 4+
- Copyright
- © 2025 Matt Neuburg