Sarcastical
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免费 · App 内购买
Sarcastical is a calculator that works properly and, once in a while, has an opinion about the number it just gave you.
It is not a joke app with a keypad. It is a real calculator where the humour is rare, and rare is why it works. Most results are met with complete silence. Occasionally a small text face at the bottom of the tape types out a verdict on your arithmetic. Very occasionally it doubts the number out loud, then admits it was right all along.
THE CALCULATOR
- Correct precedence, nested parentheses, unary minus, percentages
- Incomplete expressions resolve instead of complaining
- A tape of your last operations, always in view
- Long press the result to copy it
- Thousands separators, six decimal places, no rounded corners anywhere
THE VERDICTS
Hand written, never generated. Each one comments on the number without ever contradicting it. The result is always instant, always correct, and always in the same place on screen.
VOICES YOU CAN BUY
The house voice is included. Each pack rewrites every verdict in a different one, and you choose which one speaks.
- The Accountant. Polite, exhausted, passive-aggressive in audit language.
- The Nihilist. Every number is equally meaningless, and says so quietly.
- The Lawyer. Counsel for the defence. Every total argued in your favour.
- Adults Only. The same ledger, kept off the record. 18+.
QUIET MODE
One switch in settings turns every reaction off and leaves a plain calculator behind. No hard feelings.
NO ACCOUNTS. NO TRACKING. NO SUBSCRIPTION.
Nobody subscribes to a calculator. Buy it once. Personality packs are optional, one-time purchases.
VERDICT ISSUED. NO APPEAL.
评分及评论
- 此 App 尚未收到足够的评分或评论，无法显示整体评分。
Two screens rebuilt. The share card now fills the screen, with the Story button as the only thing beside it. The voices are a list with a mark each, and the 18+ tier gets a card of its own.
开发者“Carlos Correa da Silva”已表明该 App 的隐私规范可能包括下述数据处理方式。更多相关信息，请参阅 开发者隐私政策 。
未与你关联的数据
开发者可能会收集以下数据，但数据不会关联你的身份：
- 使用数据
辅助功能
开发者尚未表明此 App 支持哪些辅助功能。 进一步了解
信息
- 提供者
- Carlos Corrêa
- 大小
- 13.5 MB
- 类别
- 娱乐
- 兼容性
设备需装有 iOS 17.0 或更高版本。
- iPhone
设备需装有 iOS 17.0 或更高版本。 - Mac
设备需装有 macOS 14.0 或更高版本。 - Apple Vision
设备需装有 visionOS 1.0 或更高版本。
- iPhone
- 语言
德文和另外3种
- 德文、法语、英语、葡萄牙文
- 年龄分级
13+
- 13+
- 频繁
脏话或粗俗幽默
偶尔
卡通或幻想暴力
成人或性暗示主题
使用或提及烟酒和毒品
色情内容或裸体
- App内购买
是
- The Nihilist ¥15.00
- The Lawyer ¥15.00
- The Accountant ¥15.00
- Off the Books ¥22.00
- 版权
- © 2026 Carlos C.